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What did the Android say to the two people he heard talking smack about him in the next room?
"You discussed me."
Today i found myself being roasted by phinnochio
His nose hasn’t moved for the past 6 minutes
What does Ted Bundy and a prostitute have in common?
They both have a high body count.
The keys for men to find happiness in a relationship are as follows
Find a woman that understands your flaws, a woman that loves you, a woman that has a great sense of humour and make sure those three women don’t find out about each other.
What do you call a 1000 rabbit stepping backwards?
A receding hare line! Tap snare!
The inventor of the wind chill factor died this week....
He was 86 but he felt more like 64.
Cop on Patrol
A cop is patrolling at night and sees a car parked in lover’s lane. He knocks on the window, when it’s rolled down he sees a guy in the front seat playing on his phone and a girl in the back seat reading a magazine. The cop says “What’s going on here?” The guy says, “nothing at all officer.” Cop says “Let’s see some ID, how old are you?”The guy hands the cop his license and says he’s 27. The cop says, “And her, how old is she?” The guy looks at his watch and says “She will be 18 in exactly 9 minutes.”