Stuff you better not say at a upscale establishment 1/2

Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.

The entire offer is of course absolutely free and you never have to register!

Yesterday I discovered my first gray bag hair. But I didn`t freak out like the other people in the elevator.

I gotta go, the swing just vacated!

In front of the emergency exit sign: "I like this a lot, these clear structures, the hard contrast of green and white and yet this urge for freedom."

I`m surprised my criminal past didn`t stop you from hiring me - thanks!

As long as my boss acts like he`s paying me real money, I`ll act like I`m doing real work.

I hate this company!

Two more hours and then it`s weekendeeeee! Yeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaa

I like you, you remind me of me - when I was young and stupid!

I always try to be nice and polite - but most of the time my mouth doesn`t play along.

When "Germany`s next SLEEPmodel" is chosen, my big moment will come.

Where did I get myself into this?!

I don`t really know what I`m always doing here... until someone shouts "What idiot messed that up?!", then I remember!

Sorry boss, but I just couldn`t come on time... I thought to myself, now I`ve made it for almost a year, now I`ll fill the year too!

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