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Stuff you better not say at School 1/1

Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.

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The more you learn, the more you know.
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know...
... why do you learn?!?

Sir, math teacher, how old are you?

58

What 58? apples, pears?

Fit for the English work tomorrow?

"Well hello!"

When asked by the teacher "Where is Philadelphia?"
"At home in the fridge next to the butter"

Are you already done with the test?

A true warrior knows when the battle is lost.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10.
How careless of me!

The teacher said we should all clap. So I clapped everyone.

Watch ProSieben daily and learn during the commercial break. In this way, you get up to 9 hours of learning time per day. Sad but true.

I`m so happy, I really missed school.

Of course, sitting in the front row is cool!

Of course I`ll get a place at university in Munich

I knew that too!

I ordered all the necessary books for this year before the first day of school.