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Did you know bananas are good for memory
My girlfriend put one up my ass a month ago and I still remember it
When he was growing up, everybody laughed when Jimmy Fallon said he wanted to be a comedian...
no one’s laughing now.
I saw a dude with one arm drop his phone on the pavement
and I blurted out “DO YOU NEED A HAND?!”
The cast of Friends has reunited to open a DVD shop
A man walks in and says, “My Netflix subscription just ran out. Do you have the latest season of You?” The staff points to a corner of the shop and says, “Aisle B there for You.”
Did you hear about the crow that was organising a party for all his crow friends?
He was arrested for attempted murder
A friend of mine practices karate whenever he takes drugs.
I asked him why and he said it gets him "HAI-YAH".
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