Stuff you better not say at Office 1/5

Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.

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Yes, I`m talking to myself! Sometimes I just need the advice of a real expert.

“How many people actually work here?â€
“I guess about half!â€

At school I always thought I would never need complex numbers, curve discussions and derivatives again.

Today I know: I was right.

Before you yell "The sow won't answer" into the phone, you should make sure that the sow doesn't answer.

Coffee helps against everything. Even against stupid people. You just have to throw the cup with enough momentum.

The boss said he had to cut some jobs in our department. Then I brought three buckets of Aplinaweiss - one helps where one can.

I'm so exhausted I could be data volume.

Do you know why birds sing in the morning? Because you don't have to go to work!

When I'm Bored, I Rate Sushi Restaurants "Food Was Cold"

"Since when do we have bean bags in the office?"
"That`s the new colleague!"

I don`t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.

Work is fun, so fun aside!

Dreamed about work tonight. Will charge for five hours of overtime.

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