Stuff you better not say at church 1/1

Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.

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You`re praying in the wrong direction...

Heeey girls... nice bibles you have there. Do you come here often?

Hey, I have to call you back! We`re going to pray or something.

When is the time when we pray to Mecca?

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

As a woman, I am not a governess and do not want children.

I think all this evil spirit stuff is silly.

I`m a feminist!

The pastor looks cute today though.