Stuff you better not say at Easter 1/1

Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.

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If Easter and April 1st fall on the same day, here are a few pointers:

- Your Easter egg could still be raw.
- Your Easter egg is plastic covered with chocolate
- Your Easter egg is a shaved kiwi
- Your Easter nest does not exist, but is "guaranteed" in the neighbors` garden...

i hate my family

Luckily there are no Easter songs by WHAM! "Last Eastern I gave you my rabitt-chocolate..."

The best thing about Easter is that WHAM didn't write a song.