Stuff you better not say during Sports 1/2

Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.

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Since doing push-ups in the morning, I`ve felt like a newborn: lying on the floor and crying.

I've never understood how to come second in biathlon? You have a gun!

I went to the gym today... and back! You should start small, they said.

That moment when you jog past other people and breathe extra quietly.

If I go jogging, you could shoot TWO commercials straight away: the first 500 meters for Nike, the rest for an asthma spray

We lost because the other team was better, it wasn`t the referee`s fault!

Today we will play low and lose high!

I`ll do the next game sober, I promise.

Black sow!

There are people who run a marathon or lift 200 kg. I, on the other hand, am happy if I only throw up once during the warm-up exercises.

Are you coming to the gym tomorrow? No, my squirrel is sick! Are you kidding me?! Well who started it?

Two more jogs then it`s Christmas.

I`m really just looking forward to the beer afterwards!

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