Stuff you better not say during Sports 1/2
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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Since doing push-ups in the morning, I`ve felt like a newborn: lying on the floor and crying.
I've never understood how to come second in biathlon? You have a gun!
I went to the gym today... and back! You should start small, they said.
That moment when you jog past other people and breathe extra quietly.
If I go jogging, you could shoot TWO commercials straight away: the first 500 meters for Nike, the rest for an asthma spray
We lost because the other team was better, it wasn`t the referee`s fault!
Today we will play low and lose high!
I`ll do the next game sober, I promise.
There are people who run a marathon or lift 200 kg. I, on the other hand, am happy if I only throw up once during the warm-up exercises.
Are you coming to the gym tomorrow? No, my squirrel is sick! Are you kidding me?! Well who started it?
Two more jogs then it`s Christmas.
I`m really just looking forward to the beer afterwards!