Stuff you better not say to Employees 1/2

Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.

The entire offer is of course absolutely free and you never have to register!

I`m aware that you can`t get married on your salary. But believe me, you`ll thank me someday!

I`ll put meatballs here, so each of you can add your two cents.

Can you please finish quickly? We have a tight schedule.

You know what's impressive? ants. They just do their shitty job and shut the fuck up.

Economical work is like toast - you have to document everything well.

It is well known that humans descended from apes, but why didn`t your brain make it?

Can you at least pretend to come to work for once?

Are you just trying to be an idiot or is that innate?

Actually I do not care.

This is your problem, solve it!

What is actually wrong with you?

What did you actually learn?

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