Stuff you better not say at Facebook 1/3

Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.

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You can be whoever you want on the internet. Too bad most people choose to be stupid.

I`m not stalking, just researching!

Please do not disturb. I`m disturbed enough already.

I was so proud of the solution. Unfortunately, it didn`t match the problem.

Memo to self: Smile. Turn around. To roll one`s eyes. Not the other way around.

Little autumn would like to be picked up from August please. Little autumn, please!

The human body consists of 90% water. So we are cucumbers with feelings.

My English is one wall free.

I don`t have cobwebs in the apartment. These are eco dream catchers!

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

As soon as I find a pirate ship with wifi, I`m kind of out of here.

My head cinema deserved an Oscar.

You always have the choice: clean up for three hours or be ashamed for a quarter of an hour.

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