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Stuff you better not say at Facebook 2/3

Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.

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Bought a soothing bath. I`m very excited already.

If I talk to you in the morning before the first coffee, you are important or in danger.

You don`t give good friends a kiss, you give them a WiFi password.

There are thirty thousand emojis out there, but if you ever want to post a pregnant alpaca with an umbrella, there`s none.

But orthographically you still have room for improvement, right?

My girlfriend and I tried a homeopathic contraceptive. Now she is pregnant. What are we doing wrong?

I wanted to post a pic of my ass today but my husband is camera shy.

I think it`s great that you always upload pictures of your food.

Shy men are usually the better lovers, I hardly dare write anything on FB...I`m that shy

Best porn I`ve ever seen: www.******.de/32152 - I like it!

Finaly snow!

Finally, my mom is on Facebook! Send a friend request right away.

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