Things better not to say - random entries

What did Gandhi say when he was invited for a night out with his roommates?
“Nah, Imma stay.”

[NFL] What did Russel Wilson say on his way to the ambulance after failing concussion protocol yesterday?
Let’s ride!

DNA results have finally came back
Turns out I’m the murderer.

what do you call your straight female sibling?
sis

What kind of coffee did Italians most enjoy during the 1940s?
Oppresso.

What’s the difference between a Muslim and an Irishman?
Muslims don’t fast year round

Did you see the toilet Picasso designed?
It was a masterpiss.

Beleive it or not, Mormons do have sex.
Let that fact soak in.

What did the Catholic priest say to the alter boy?
Get on your knees and suck my dick.

I used to steal Mitch Hedberg jokes...
I still do but I used to too.

What does gandhi say to the pizza place?
"Make me one with everything" The cashier says "sure that will be 27$" Ghandi hands him a 50$. Cashier gives him the pizza, and nothing else. Ghandi says "what about my change?" Cashier says "change must come from within" -u/megopolis12

Fun fact:
provides amusement or enjoyment

In order to know what a recursion is...
You must first know what a recursion is.