Things better not to say - random entries
... during Sex ...It`s nice to have a woman in bed for once that you don`t have to blow up!
... Jokes ...What do you call 55 midgets at a dwarf convention?
A little get together
Proof! Person who sleeps with itchy bumb
wakes with smelly finger.
Here, smell my finger!
I want to start watching the news
But its so far into the series. I feel like Ill never catch up
Did you know Mortal Kombat is based on an old Scandinavian church song?
Finnish hymn.
What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute?
Just keep the tip
What’s the most difficult thing about eating vegetables?
Swallowing the wheelchair.
In online chatting,if a girl says she is 18,she is probably 16
If she tells she is 16,she is probably 14
If she tell she is 14, He is probably 52
How does Rob Zombie make brownies?
Eggs, milk and flour
Bake, for half an hour
Frost, with the back of my
SPATULA!