Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They prefer to stay in the dark.
... to your Friends ...I admire my girlfriend during sex: she has such great talent.
An Imam and a Priest decide to build a school.
They are happy, it works well, both the Muslim kids and Catholic kids are happy together.
But one day, the school is set on fire by a criminal. The imam and the priest run away but at some point, the priest says:
- oh shit! The kids!
The imam:
- Fuck the kids!
The priest stops suddenly and asks:
- Now??
Two sausages are lying in a frying pan. One sausage turns to the other and says, "Boy, sure is hot in here."
The other sausage jumps up and runs away screaming, "AHH! A TALKING SAUSAGE!"
So my wife walked in on me fucking our daughter
Idk what she was more surprised by, me fucking our daughter, or that the abortion clinic gave me the fetus.
With so many people looking back at what they would have done before the pandemic…
…Hindsight really IS 2020
Amazon is a lot like Santa Clause
It brings gifts to our homes, gets busy around christmas and is very eager for our cookies.
What do rich people say when tickling their little kids?
Gucci, Gucci, Gucci.