Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Back in my day
I could walk into a store with only $30 and walk out with 4 porterhouse steaks, a case of beer, a carton of cigarettes, and a gallon of milk. Not anymore, too many fucking cameras.
Why do people in North Korea hate James Brown?
They have been told all their lives everything about Seoul is awful.
A father explains consent to his teenage child
And he says, “Always listen to your intuition, and never do something you don’t feel comfortable doing”.
The teenager replies, “But what if it’s doing something I don’t want to do for someone I care about?”
The father responds, “I don’t care if it’s the Dalai Lama who’s asking!”
Most billionaires are really just rounded up millionaires.
The haves and the have yachts.
A scientist decided to dye her hair blond to debunk the stereotype that says blondes are dumb.
“I thought so,” thought the scientist after colouring her hair. “Blondes really are just as smart as … Ooh! Shiny button! Gotta press it -“
BOOM!
I broke up with my girlfriend because she was a communist.
To be honest, there were a lot of red flags
Beat up my school bully once. He was in a wheelchair.
That made it easy to push him down the stairs.
Dex: Wife and me fuck like rabbits every night.
Ter: You lucky bastard. Only get it once a month and I call it the bruce lee night.
Dex: Why the fuck do you call it that for?
Ter: Because it’s the night I enter the dragon