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Things better not to say - random entries

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My wife said you’re a pisces, you live outside of the box
I told her no, I live outside of the aquarium. She didn’t laugh :(

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Where do kangaroos like to eat?
IHOP

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My junks name is Little Caesar.
Because no one is going to stab him in his back.

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What does a robot do after sex?
He nuts and bolts

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There once was a man from Dundee
Who loved to play D and D. He runs awesome games. That last many days. But the only player is he!

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I needed socks for outdoors winter.
I thought I would need two layers. So I bought two *pairs...* ​ Read my username.

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What’s the difference between Joe Biden and a race car?
A race car can move at 200mph

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My friend said that he couldn’t afford to pay his huge water bill...
So, I sent him a get well soon card.

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My girlfriend was impressed that I could hold an erection for nearly 6 hours.
I was even more impressed that my neighbour could maintain an erection for that long, let alone let me hold it.

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I used to work for an origami company
Until it folded

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My cat lost his hind legs but he can’t afford to buy himself prosthetic ones.
He’s two paw.

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Did you hear about the murderer who kills victims in a circle shape?
He got arrested for 360 degree murder

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No Name brands is releasing a new No Name product.
It is yet to be determined.