Things better not to say - random entries
... to a pregnant women ...
... Jokes ...Little tip for gardeners.
Throw a bottle of Whiskey, a bottle of gin and a bottle of vodka on your lawn.
It will come up half cut.
Arnold Schwarzenegger no longer kills people and now only kills bugs.
He’s an exterminator
One day god thought “damn those Estonians don’t give a fuck about anything”
So the next day he goes down there and says “tommorow youre all gonna be hanged. Any questions?”
One estonian raises his hand and asks: “will the rope be provided or do we have to bring our own?”
I asked my optometrist why he was starting to look like an eyeglass?
And he said it was in order to make a spectacle of himself.
Who would win in a street fight between Joe Biden and Donald Trump?
Everyone watching
Gender is like twin towers...
used to be two of them but now its a sensitive topic.
Why is LGBTQ+ month in June and not September?
Because pride comes before the fall.
(Bad joke, I know)
It’s tough finding journalists qualified to report on rhythm sections
They need to cover all the basses and can’t miss a beat.
If a pregnant woman drinks alcohol...
... can she be charged with serving a minor?