Things better not to say - random entries

When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent

What's the worst thing you can do when you're driving completely naked and get stopped by the police?
Answer: bend down!

I work at the space agency. Do you want to show me your black hole?

I went to the doctor as I had been suffering some hearing problems...
The doctor said "Can you describe the symptoms for me?" Surprised, I replied "Homer is a big fat yellow bloke and Marge has big blue hair."

I needed to pick up paper, pens, and envelopes from the store, but I had no gas in my car so...
...I rode my stationery bike.

why did the hotdog go to the bathroom
Mustard

Why did Mother Nature get angry at her Christmas gift?
Nature abhors a vacuum.

What do women call a man shorter than them ?
A friend !

yo momma so dumb..
..she studied for a urine test.

I just saw r/upvotedbecausebutt got banned
What is the world cumming to?

What can happen if you have sex with shellfish?
You get clamydia

What do you call a crazy bike lane?
A cyclepath.

The Frog that had a really big mouth
The frog that had a really big mouth was jumping through the jungle when he saw a doe - DOE! WHAT DO YOU EAT? + I eat grass my *dear* - EAT! EAT! ​ The frog that had a really big mouth continued and stopped when he saw a lion - LION! WHAT DO YOU EAT! + I eat deer - EAT! EAT! ​ The frog that had a really big mouth continued and stopped when he saw a snake - SNAKE! WHAT DO YOU EAT! + I eat frogs that have really big mouths - eat... eat...