Things better not to say - random entries

If you bought a Ford Taurus at Pinklys Automart
You would have a PinklyTaurus.

What do you call a flying nun?
A bird? A plane? Nope, nun of the above

When your girlfriend says she`s not angry, it`s the same as when the dentist says you won`t feel anything.

What do quantum computing and Jada Smith have in common?
Both are involved in entanglements.

Who invented that game?
Did you know that Henry VIII invented the game F*ck, Marry, Kill? Back in his day, however, it was called Wed, Bed, Behead.

What did the art museum do when their LEGO exhibit was inadvertently destroyed?
They were distraught, but eventually they picked up the pieces and moved on.

One summer, I worked as an assistant to an one-armed typist.
It was shift work.

What did the guy with anger issues say when he got his prescription for a laxative?
“If take this I’d lose my shit!”

what is Heavier Than a Tuna Fish?
A Threena Fish

Why do elephants have Big Ears?
Because Noddy won’t pay the ransom.

I`m not a man for one night, but I`d have an hour or two.

Why do girls like sex with osama bin laden?
Because sex with him is the bomb.

I was at an Arab carvery one time and I ordered a slice of camel.
"Certainly, sir," said the attendant. "One hump or two?"