Hush

Things better not to say - random entries

... during a Job Interview ...

"You have a gap in your resume."
"Yes. Was great."

... at a Date ...

There are so many stars in the sky - can you jerk me off?

... Jokes ...

What do you call a Chinese receptionist?
Tai Ping

... Jokes ...

What would you call a hair product that was marketing batman?
Conditioner Gordon.

... Jokes ...

How are women like peanut butter
They spread for the bread

... Jokes ...

What do you call a constipated detective?
No shit Sherlock

... Jokes ...

Whoever invented food…
They were cooking!! Yeah yeah they were cooking

... Jokes ...

Do you know the difference between enzymes and hormones
I’ve never heard a enzyme

... Jokes ...

[NSFW] What is a surprising order?
Ass, mouth, vag

... Jokes ...

My last girlfriend choked to death.
It was a terrible blow.

... Jokes ...

How does Guy Fieri prefer his women?
. . . With DDDs

... Jokes ...

As leader of the USSR, Gorbachev was allowed to conduct weddings
He liked to keep them brief: Gorbachev: You want to marry her? Groom: Ya Gorbachev: You want to marry him ? Bride: Ya Gorbachev: Then so be it. He was a master of the So-be-it union

... Jokes ...

i reallylike putin.
she say makesure takeout before finish. isay ok.