Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Why does snow melt faster when the tile corners meet?
Because the corners are 90 degrees.
... to Blondes ...Why does a blonde have exactly one more brain cell than a horse? So she doesn`t drink from the bucket while cleaning the stairs!
The engineers are always bickering about who is the best at computer-aided design.
They are very CAD-dy.
What does it mean when you walk into an elevator sideways in Thailand?
You’re going to Bangkok.
Why do pedophiles like going to the casino?
They have the opportunity to win minors
The object of a Jewish football game is to get the quarterback. What’s the object of a Jewish basketball game?
To get free throws.
What do pumpkins, watermelons, and cantaloupes in the path of a steamroller have in common?
They all end up as squash.
Ba dum tiss.
y’all ever heard any monorail jokes?
i hear they make good one-liners.
A lonely wife went to a pet shop
She walks in and says: „My husband is at work all day. My two daughters are adult and have moved out. I am so lonely, I want a companion.“
The clerk says: „We do have a talking parrot here but I have to warn you: The parrot lived in a brothel before we got him. He knows some rude expressions.“
„Oh a talking parrot would be lovely“, the woman says and brings him.
She arrives at home and the parrot says: „Ah, a new brothel and a new madam!“
Later in the day her two daughters visit her. The parrot says: „Ah, a new brothel and a new madam! And new whores!“
In the evening the husband arrives at home. Parrot: „Ah, hello James!“
A blonde finished a puzzle in 6 months.
She got excited when it said it was designed for 2-4 years