Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours?
Because the label said: "concentrate".
A man walks into a cosmetic store and asks..
Man: How much for that funny spray that makes people smell better?
Worker: Perfume?
Man: No, per bottle would be nice
... to your Girlfriend ...Would you wear socks if you didn`t have feet?
No.
Then why are you wearing a bra?
Which is heavier? 1kg of steel or 1kg of feathers?
The feathers because you have to carry the weight of what you did to those birds.
... at Office ...Dear Sir, On behalf of Channel Four may I thank you for your application submitted on behalf of your wife for our new reality show
Also the charming photograph you enclosed. Whilst agreeing that she could make a worthy contribution to the program if selected, I would point out that the correct title of the series is actually "Fact Hunt".
Kind regards
Channel Four.