Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...All world leaders should be women!
Instead of going to war, they would just stop talking to each other.
... at a Date ...You might be trailer trash if...
You dance in the same strip club where your daughter works.
there are 10 types of people in the world
those who understand binary code, and those who don’t.
I would be SHOCKED if you haven’t heard about these new corduroy pillows.
I mean, they’re making headlines all over the world.
Milk production on a dairy farm has slowed down…
Management needs to figure out what’s going wrong, so they hire three consultants. A psychologist, an engineer, and a physicist.
The psychologist spends a few days wandering the fields before returning to the farmer and saying “The cows are stressed tf out. Give them a window for natural light and more room to move, and they’ll make you more milk”.
The engineer studies the dairy equipment for a few days and writes up a report. There are major sources of inefficiency that are bottlenecking capacity. Replace some of the tubing, and production will increase by 15-30%.
The physicist spends months and months on the problem before finally publishing his perfect solution. Unfortunately, it only applies to spherical cows in a vacuum.
Red balls at night, sailors delight.
Red balls in morning, sailors take warning.
An Imam and a Priest decide to build a school.
They are happy, it works well, both the Muslim kids and Catholic kids are happy together.
But one day, the school is set on fire by a criminal. The imam and the priest run away but at some point, the priest says:
- oh shit! The kids!
The imam:
- Fuck the kids!
The priest stops suddenly and asks:
- Now??