Things better not to say - random entries

"You have a gap in your resume."
"Yes. Was great."

There are so many stars in the sky - can you jerk me off?

What do you call a Chinese receptionist?
Tai Ping

What would you call a hair product that was marketing batman?
Conditioner Gordon.

How are women like peanut butter
They spread for the bread

What do you call a constipated detective?
No shit Sherlock

Whoever invented food…
They were cooking!! Yeah yeah they were cooking

Do you know the difference between enzymes and hormones
I’ve never heard a enzyme

[NSFW] What is a surprising order?
Ass, mouth, vag

My last girlfriend choked to death.
It was a terrible blow.

How does Guy Fieri prefer his women?
. . . With DDDs

As leader of the USSR, Gorbachev was allowed to conduct weddings
He liked to keep them brief: Gorbachev: You want to marry her? Groom: Ya Gorbachev: You want to marry him ? Bride: Ya Gorbachev: Then so be it. He was a master of the So-be-it union

i reallylike putin.
she say makesure takeout before finish. isay ok.