Things better not to say - random entries

Gender is like the twin towers.
There used to be two of them, and now it is a sensitive subject.

Why did the chainsaw stop working?
Because power died.

The movie had an happy ending, but I was sad
.. they didn’t show it. It was censored.

I am not a certified proctologist.
But i know an asshole when i see one.

Jesus was the very first MMORPG hacker
One of his most famous miracles was just an item duplication exploit

Two skunks were talking after a hard day in the skunkworks.
The first said to his friend, “I’m thinking of getting my stink gland removed.” His friend replied, “Hey, quit talking nonsense!”

The Tate Brothers are on a flight to Romania
Tristan leans over to take and asks what he is reading. Andrew replies "one about the raw sigma energy that you and I express" Tristan looks at Andrew "maybe you should give that Bucharest"

I`d like to keep you here overnight for observation.

Ballack fan is looking for a ballerina who will drive to the Ballermann with me
and still not Ballaballa

What was Mara being when he was attacking Siddhartha under the Bodhi tree?
A Buddhapest

What happens if someone puts 1 micron/grain of fentanyl in my fry, as a joke?
​ (french fry)

Can’t believe the Queen is dead
Cant believe the Queen is dead, I loved Bohemian Rhapsody

New York City is so depressing?
How depressing is it to live your whole life in New York City? Well, The light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.