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Things better not to say - random entries

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Why do Reddit jokes of late leave you feeling soaking wet?
Too much read-under-sea

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There’s a new “Door Dash” type service for cocaine.
It’s called “Insta Gram.”

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What is a animal?
.....apparently my new girlfriend is in bed

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What is common between a ship and a Penis?
Both carry "sea-men"

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My friend was killed by a landmine in Iraq
He will be mist

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A guy went into a butchers shop
"Breast or thigh?" "Personality"

... to your Boss ...

It is striking that people who know everything better never do anything better.

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Test on a political science class for gen ed credits
Q: Demonstate with an example how a badly crafted compromise can to the worst outcome. A: A couple disagreeing on whether to have kids decided to do vasectomy on one side.

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Not everybody knows why women were created.
Lots of people think the only reason is because it’s not good for man to be alone. The real truth comes from the garden of Eden. If a man has a garden, he’s going to need a hoe.

... at a Date ...

I think I could make you very, very happy.

... during Sex ...

Better hard and dirty than soft and cute.

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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year
than a professional athlete earns in a whole day.