Things better not to say - random entries

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How do you get 1 pound of meat out of a fly?? You unzip it...

What do you call the most skilled person on the debate team?
Master debater.

Having Turkey dinner this Easter Sunday. I got a 16 pound bird.
The turkey is only a small one though.

Get the shit off!

As an endocrinologist, I have problems with pleasuring women.
I can’t even make a hormone!

What do you call a fault that rises up back to its position
Default

I love my job after the helium factory
Everyday I get promoted higher and higher

What happens when your watch falls into the toilet...
Your gonna have a shitty time.

Yo mama so dumb
She tried to run with Christopher Walken.

Yo mama is so fat that...
She causes gravitational lensing

Did you hear about the winged insect from America that evolved to be compatible with computers?
It was a US Bee

In my day we had Wonder woman
These days you have Wonder if its a woman

Math
I refer to my ex as the human math book… because she has so many fucking problems.