Things better not to say - random entries
Gender is like the twin towers.
There used to be two of them, and now it is a sensitive subject.
The movie had an happy ending, but I was sad
.. they didn’t show it. It was censored.
I am not a certified proctologist.
But i know an asshole when i see one.
Jesus was the very first MMORPG hacker
One of his most famous miracles was just an item duplication exploit
Two skunks were talking after a hard day in the skunkworks.
The first said to his friend, “I’m thinking of getting my stink gland removed.”
His friend replied, “Hey, quit talking nonsense!”
The Tate Brothers are on a flight to Romania
Tristan leans over to take and asks what he is reading. Andrew replies "one about the raw sigma energy that you and I express"
Tristan looks at Andrew "maybe you should give that Bucharest"
Ballack fan is looking for a ballerina who will drive to the Ballermann with me
and still not Ballaballa
What was Mara being when he was attacking Siddhartha under the Bodhi tree?
A Buddhapest
What happens if someone puts 1 micron/grain of fentanyl in my fry, as a joke?
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(french fry)
Can’t believe the Queen is dead
Cant believe the Queen is dead, I loved Bohemian Rhapsody
New York City is so depressing?
How depressing is it
to live your
whole life in
New York City?
Well,
The light
at the end of the tunnel
is New Jersey.
... Jokes ...
... during Sex ...
... at a dating site ...