Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Dad joke of the day
What do you call a girl who broke up with you via Instagram?
A DMX
... during Sex ...I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park.
That is wrong on so many levels.
How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they cant change shit.
Did you know that too much sex can cause memory loss?
I read that in a medical journal on page 64, at 2:34pm on Friday 15th of August, 2021.
Where were you last night already?
Late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their “secret” base.
They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
The pilot’s story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel.
The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation. By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn’t a spy.
They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying “you-did-not-see-a-base” briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading and sent him on his way.
The day after that, though, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again.
Once again, the MP’s surrounded the plane…
Only this time there were two people on the plane.
The same pilot jumped out and said,
“Do anything you want to me, but my wife is on the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!”
My next door neighbour….
My next door neighbour has a green triangular house , my other neighbour has a rectangular yellow house and the one across the road has a orange octangular house .
Yes that’s right I live in a quality street