Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Fun fact: At the deepest point of the ocean, the water pressure is equivalent to having about 50 jumbo jets piled on top of you.
and that’s still not as heavy as your mom!
What do you call a bunch of queer people with hypothermia?
Frozen fruit.
... at a Date ...What happens when Erin has one too many pints at the pub?
Erin go braless
A police man knocked on my door the other morning and said ‘it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck’
I said ‘I know’
Why are there no bullet trains in America?
We can’t build guns big enough for them.
I went shopping for a used car.
I found a very nice 1967 Camaro. The paint was clean, it started beautifully. When I opened the door there was a disgusting dead cat on the floor. I was ready to walk away from the deal, but the owner agreed to replace the carpet.
Where do video gamer priests go after being soundly defeated?
The rektory.
what is the difference between r/jokes and Hitler?
Hitler started off racist then died out. r/jokes started out dead and turned racist.
You can always trust an Asexual to get a job done.
They never fuck around.