Things better not to say - random entries
What's the worst thing you can do when you're driving completely naked and get stopped by the police?
Answer: bend down!
I work at the space agency. Do you want to show me your black hole?
I went to the doctor as I had been suffering some hearing problems...
The doctor said "Can you describe the symptoms for me?"
Surprised, I replied "Homer is a big fat yellow bloke and Marge has big blue hair."
I needed to pick up paper, pens, and envelopes from the store, but I had no gas in my car so...
...I rode my stationery bike.
Why did Mother Nature get angry at her Christmas gift?
Nature abhors a vacuum.
I just saw r/upvotedbecausebutt got banned
What is the world cumming to?
The Frog that had a really big mouth
The frog that had a really big mouth was jumping through the jungle when he saw a doe
- DOE! WHAT DO YOU EAT?
+ I eat grass my *dear*
- EAT! EAT!
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The frog that had a really big mouth continued and stopped when he saw a lion
- LION! WHAT DO YOU EAT!
+ I eat deer
- EAT! EAT!
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The frog that had a really big mouth continued and stopped when he saw a snake
- SNAKE! WHAT DO YOU EAT!
+ I eat frogs that have really big mouths
- eat... eat...
... Jokes ...
... at a Date ...