Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...In an attempt to draw national attention to national breast cancer awareness month in Minnesota more than 10000 bras were hooked together and hung it from a crane.
Well I do not wanna know how Minnesota celebrates black history month.
The Wedding Cake
A health forum speaker asks, "which food causes extreme suffering for years after eating it?"
After a long silence, an old man answered: "Wedding Cake"
Wickedness is a myth invented by good people
to account for the curious attraction of others.
My friend told me he started drinking his own piss for health reasons
I just replied: "urine idiot"
A man had three girlfriends.
A man had three beautiful girlfriends but didn't know which one to marry. As a test, he decided to give each woman $5,000 to see how they would spend it. The first girlfriend went out and got a complete makeover. She told him, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much." The second girlfriend went shopping and bought the man new golf clubs, an iPad, and an 80-inch flat-screen TV. She said, "I bought these gifts for you because I love you so much." The third woman took the $5000 and invested it in the stock market, doubled her investment, returned $5000 to the man and reinvested the rest. She said, "I'll put the rest of the money into our future because I love you so much." The man thought long and hard about what each of his girlfriends had spent the money on, and then decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.
The hardest thing in life isn’t a boner, it’s actually living with ADHD
Because once the monkey inside my brain gets his daily dose of amphetamines it becomes a circus!
One moment it wants to play the harmonica and the next thing it wants to do is a solve a cold case from the 90s.
Frat bros know that Good Friday occurs twice this year.
The first one is tomorrow.
Kegs and eggs baby, yeahhhh!
Why did the Girl Scout leader get kicked out of the troop.
They got caught eating brownies.
My wife thought
My wife thought she was through with her period but ...
... at Facebook ...You don`t give good friends a kiss, you give them a WiFi password.