Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Why are women in the Postal service….
When it’s such a mail dominated industry.
I had an uncle once who made zippers from 8pm to 5am.
It was a fly by night operation.
A woman is giving birth to a baby girl
She is in the operating room with her husband by her side and the doctor delivering the baby. The know before that this child will be a girl, but there has been some animosity between the couple over what the baby will be called.
After one more hard push, the baby comes out and the doctor cuts the cord and holds it up. He’s about to talk when the husband “My darling Emily is born”. The wife responds “We agreed we would never call her that”. The husband replies “I never said anything, and besides it’s only right given that it was my mothers name, and she passed only three months ago”. The wife enraged says “I don’t care if it’s the same name as your dead bitch of a mother, its a terrible name”.
The husband is taken aback, as he never heard this opinion from his wife. “Oh so what do you want to call it” the husband replies. “Harper, after a character from your favourite book? Grow up!”.
The doctor decides to get involved. “I don’t care what you name it” he says while holding the baby up by its leg. “As long as it gets a closed casket”
The new Avengers movie is only going to have four main characters.
No Cap.
What
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.
The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: “Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist.”
Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion.
Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair.
One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.
Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all.
His answer consisted of two words: “What chair?”
My sister has been complaining about someone sexually harassing her at work.
Honestly i think it’s her fault.
What does she expect working at home?