Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...
... at a Date ...What is the difference between a maths professor and a physics professor?
You can get mathematical with the maths professor.
Which ones do you like more: tits, asses or cocks?
Asking for a friend who has a petting zoo.
Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up
Because they have no balls to scratch
Jared Kushner, Elon Musk, and Ken Griffen walk into a bar
They go straight to jail cuz they’re in Qatar together and drinking is illegal lol
Where did the drunk owl end up?
Owlcoholics Hoooononymous.
Ironically my ex-wife ended up in rehab for alcohol abuse less than a month after coming up with and telling her this joke.
My friend told me he started drinking his own piss for health reasons
I just replied: "urine idiot"
“Hitler” is pronounced by stretching out the “i” into double e’s
Cause he knew how to turn up the heat
Liam Neeson struggles with being unappreciated after saving his family several times.
His next film is going to be "Taken 4 Granted."
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops ice cream, two scoops dead baby.