Things better not to say - random entries

Can you imagine Jesus doing a crossword puzzle?
And getting stuck on 2 across..

How many carbs do people in india eat while dieting?
Naan.

In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed in him.
To be fair though, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.

when you catch a train you get on a carriage of the train
therefore missing a train should be called a miscarriage

Can someone tell me an actual dark joke?
I try looking them up but the ones I see aren’t dark at all and I don’t mean the regular dead baby jokes. Can someone tell me an actual dark joke?

Why was the biologist watching porn?
He was studying different hormones.

My first football game was just like losing my virginity
I was bloody and bruised but at least my dad came

Have you heard about the cross-eyed circumciser?
He got the sack.

A blowjob will make your day.
But anal will make your hole weak.

what do you call a sexy bitch?
hot dog

What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl?
The American girl gets stoned before sex.

Why is the Scottish national garb called the kilt?
Because if you call it a skirt where they can hear you, you get kilt.

What do you call a blind alligator?
John