Things better not to say - random entries

womens are the best goal keepers
they never let your balls in....

Your momma so ugly…
She went into a haunted house and came out with a job application

What is Homer Simpson’s favorite animal?
A doh

I finally know what the `bad` in intercourse stands for

What do you say to someone that accidentally had a wireless adapter implanted in their chest?
It’s not so bad. Wi-Fi tit?

"Boss, I`m going home. I`m not feeling so well" - "That doesn`t sound good. Where`s the pressure? In your stomach or in your head?" - "No, in the office"

My belongings are like stars
I never put them in place, but I known where they are.

A man has nothing...
...but testosterone.

What sport did Sean Connery do every morning around 10am?
Tennish.

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
The court is still out on that one

What do you call a respected crotch you can eat?
Sir Loin

Can a woman have a child in her 70s?
No, children are zero when born silly!

Foreplay for the woman: enormously important and sensual, indispensable. For him: half an hour begging.