Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Did you hear about the new restaurant that hires prostitutes?
Nearly everything they sell is hoemade.
Why did the pilot ditch his ex-girlfriend?
Because she had way too much excess baggage.
What do you call a fake noodle?
What do you call a fake noodle?
IMPASTA ...
A chemist goes to England for the first time
He walks into a crowded restaurant in the suburbs. He realizes he starts to get really hot, and as he wipes the sweat of his forehead he asks his waiter:
“Why is it so humid in here?”
The waiter responds “Lots of people have been moving from London recently, and everywhere is getting hotter from the body heat”
It was at this moment that the chemist wished there were weaker London dispersion forces.
How do you distinguish Kanye from a deepfake attempting to hurt his reputation?
The more reasonable one is the deepfake.
What does k-pop and a terminally ill cancer patient have in common?
euthenasia