Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...
... during Sex ...Jimmy Carr - favourite most offensive joke ever written.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids.
What do politicians, drug addicts and birds have in common?
They all have friends in high places.
My house was so windy it blew my window open and I struggled to get it to close
It was a huge pane
What was George Foreman’s reaction to the Tyson/Holyfield fight?
That Tyson bit off more then he could chew
Just been to the doctors and she diagnosed me as paranoid…
We’ll, she didn’t say that but I know that’s what she was thinking.
A Lion is chasing a Monkey in the Jungle
The lion was chasing the monkey then suddenly a fairy appeared and stopped both of them.
The fairy said that she’ll give both the lion and the monkey 3 wishes each if the lion stops chasing the monkey.
The lion agrees and states his first wish “ I wish all the lions in this jungle to become lionesses “
The monkey also gives his first wish “I wish for a helmet”
The lion goes for the second wish “ I wish all the lions in the neighboring jungle become Lionesses too “
The monkey asks for his second wish “ I want a motorcycle with a tank full of gas “
The lion gives his final wish “ I want all the lions in the world to turn into Lionesses “
The Monkey puts on his helmet, starts up his motorcycle, and then asks for his final wish “I wish you make this Lion’s balls disappear “
Huh.. I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample, there was an olive in it. -Dangerfield
What are your favorite Rodney jokes?
Ever hear of the gay irish couple?
Patrick fitzgerald and gerald fitzpatrick