Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...A mailman notices a mailbox with the flag up
So, he opens the box and picks up a letter. He glances at it briefly to make sure it is stamped, and then puts it in his bag with his other letters. When he gets back to his office, the letter goes in a big bin with all of the other out-going mail. He thinks nothing of it, and finishes his day.
A few days later, he delivers the exact same letter to the same house that he picked it up from. He glances at the mailing address and observes that it is indeed the same as the return address. Anyone can make a mistake, so the mailman puts the letter in the mailbox so that the customer can readdress it for its proper recipient. He thinks nothing of it and finishes his day.
The next day, the mailman sees the same mailbox with the flag up. He opens the box and again sees the same letter, nothing changed, but with a new stamp on it. The mailman is perplexed, and thinking to save the customer both time and money, decides to ring the doorbell and inquire about the letter.
Ding-dong, ding-dong. Ding-dong, ding-dong. Ding-dong, Ding-dong.
The door opens and standing there is a stout Buddhist monk, dressed in traditional garb.
“Pardon me, sir,” the mailman says, “but you seem to be trying to mail this letter again, and without any changes to the address, it’s only going to end up back at your home in a few days.”
“Ah, my letter. Thank you so much for mailing it the other day, it was greatly appreciated. Please do so again” replies the Buddhist monk.
“But sir,” says mailman, “you will only waste a stamp, and this letter will be re-delivered to your home a few days from now.”
“But that is my intention, dear man,” replies the Buddhist monk. “You see, it is my cake day, and reposting is the best way to get karma.”
the waitert asked me if i wanted a box for my food
i said no but ill wrestle you for em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what is the difference between java and kotlin Android developers?
Java developers have no fun
Mother?
“Your mother has been with us for 20 years,” said Fred. “Isn’t it time she found a place of her own?”
“My mother?” said Mary. “I thought she was your mother.”
If you use pronoun "they" regulary...
You are probably a Christian talking about Trinity, three distinct persons sharing one essence.
Why are all exorcists alcoholics?
Because they can’t handle their spirits.
I was getting nowhere chatting up this very attractive posh-looking girl the other night,
so I asked her,“Do you always give guys such a hard time? I mean, have you ever slept with anyone before?”
“That’s my business!” she snapped back at me.
“Oh, I’m sorry! I didn’t realise,” I responded. “How much?”
Why did the stair contractor get in so many fights?
He kept asking people if they want a step outside.
Going in you are Russian, coming out you are Finnish. What are you while inside?
European!
There’s 5 seasons that exists
Winter, Summer, Autumn, Spring, and Tax Season