Things better not to say - random entries
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Who is the most popular woman in a nudist colony? The one who can eat the last donut. What?
what do you call a group of crows who do something out of curiosity?
A tempted murder
Knowing the good employees
A banker was talking to an owner of a construction company. The owner said “finding field guys was tough, you can only find people that show up on time or show up sober.” That Friday, the banker came back from lunch a teller complaining about some construction workers made the bank lobby smell like weed when they were cashing their checks. The banker smiled and told the teller “Those are good guys, they always show up on time.”
What happened to a politician when he became a monk?
He took a vow of silence.
he was talking about money
It was seven days into their honeymoon and the young bride
staggered downstairs to breakfast looking knackered.
“My goodness,” said the waitress. “You don’t look so good,
but aren’t you the bride with the older husband?”
“Yes I am, he’s 75, but I’ve discovered he’s pulled a dreadful
trick on me. When he told me he had saved up for 50 years,
I thought he was talking about money.”
Our kid is always saying, “I want to be Batman!” or “I wanna be Spider-Man!”
So we dropped him off at the orphanage.
If your tired of microwave meals and want a real challenge..
trying eating the plastic.
What do you call an illogical joke about Indian food ?
What do you call an illogical joke about Indian food
A naan sequitur
What is the difference between an argument with your wife and a knife?
A knife has a point