Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...What do you call the female version of SMH (Shaking My Head)?
SMT - Shaking My Tits.
a mouse, a chicken and that guy from the Royle Family got a job in Tesco
Every little helps
When I was younger I struggled with a serious drug problem
These days I have a much more reliable dealer.
You life depends on the health of your liver.
In other words the length of life is in the liver
Showing off the catfish you just caught?
Now that’s fishing for sompliments.
A mathematician told me i is the only imaginary number
He then after said jk
... during Sex ...I would like to have breakfast with you! May I invite you for dinner?
My dog decided to join the Mexican Wrestling circuit.
I guess it was his dream to become a Puchador.
I asked my boss, “Can I leave work early today?”
Boss: Only if you make up the time.
Me: It’s 49 past 70 o clock.
Boss: You’re fired.
Ever hear about the guy with 5 dicks?
He said his condom fit like a glove.
Putin asks the fortune teller when he will die. Fortune teller rub the crystal ball, meditates deeply, and then says:
- You die on the day of the Ukrainian national holiday.
- Yeah, but which one?
- It does not matter, whenever you die, there will be a holiday in Ukraine!