Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...New type of Human
At no point in history have we had people that weigh 1000 lbs! McDonald’s has made a new branch of humanity.
The McPerson.
Ba da bop bop bah…. were fuckin you
Whats the difference between a gay man and a freezer
The freezer dosent fatt when you pull the meat out
... to your Boss ...What do you call it when the Air Force tries to convince UFO witnesses they saw natural phenomenon?
Swampgaslighting
The movie had an happy ending, but I was sad
.. they didn’t show it. It was censored.
What’s got twelve legs, six giant hands, and a big protective helmet?
The infield!
On the first day of my flying lessons, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, “What are all these buttons for?” He explained calmly...
“Those are to keep your shirt closed.”
Happy Ramadan to all my Muslim brothers and sisters!
This month, lunch is on me.
a knife says to the fork what are you doing at the gym today
Fork Lifting said the fork
... at Office ...Dreamed about work tonight. Will charge for five hours of overtime.