Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...my wife accused me of being a cross-dresser
so i packed up her shit and left
Archibald Spooner was allegedly an ornithologist.
Well, he was actually more of a word botcher.
The newspaper had a story of two raisins that each cheated on their partners together.
I thought that was odd, but then I realised I was reading about Currant Affairs
What did the architect say to the lawyer when his check bounced?
“I thought I told you it wasn’t drawn to scale!”
whats a violent crime that starts with m and ends with g
Please help me, this is my english homework
What do you call a man with no legs and no arms in a tiger exhibit?
Fucked, he is fucked.
In the beginning there was nothing. God said "Let there be light".
# There was still nothing but now you could see it.
Yo mamma joke
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
computers vs humans?
The best joke on mankind is that computers ask humans to prove they are not robots...
what do you say to a gay furry porn enthusiast that is upset?
>!i think someone might be... tiggered...!<