Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...What did the police officer say to the tired runner
Sounds like you need a rrest
There’s a great old Chic Murray joke where…
He’s staying at a guest house and he goes down for breakfast in the morning and on the table there’s all the little packets of butter, jam and a little individual pot of honey and he says to the landlady “I see you keep a bee”.
Dirty Joke about men and women
A man tends to think more for he has 2 heads and a woman tends to talk more for she has 2 mouths
FDA finally approved the official Anal Condom...
The reason it took this long is because their wives only allowed them to test it on their birthdays and the tests were always abruptly cancelled.
How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank?
Do you just call them and say you can’t come?
Bear buys a new motorbike
And he wants to show it off to his friend rabbit. They get on and slowly go up a big hill. Then on the way down they go 80, 90, 100, 110, 120 km/h! The bear then asks the rabbit:
”Are you scared?”
“Nope”, says the rabbit, so they finish the ride and get off the bike.
“May I try driving now?”, asks the rabbit. “Sure, why not”.
So they slowly go up the hill again, this time with the rabbit driving. And then they go down 80, 90, 100, 110, 120km/h! and the rabbit asks the bear:
“Are you scared?”
“Nope!”
“Well you should be, cause I can’t reach the brakes.”
Marriage is like a savings account.
Your only able to pull out three times a month.
Carrying a saw
He had stolen a saw, and on his trial he told the judge that he only took it for a joke.
"How far did you carry it?" inquired the Judge.
"Two miles", answered the prisoner.
"Ah! That is carrying a joke too far", said the judge, and the prisoner was sentenced to jail for three months.
Source: 1913 Newspaper