Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...How many Soviets did it take to remove a lightbulb?
Two.
One to remove it.
Another to accuse the first guy of being a bourgeois saboteur spy.
A man told his wife to never look in the safe
After 35 years of marriage she finally opened the safe. She told her husband
“I looked in the safe and saw $40,000 and three eggs. What are the eggs in there for?”
“Well I’ll be honest. Every time I sleep with another woman I put an egg in the safe”
“Well… I guess I can’t be too mad. After 35 years of marriage you’ve only been unfaithful 3 times, I can’t be too upset.”
The husband says
“Well… every time I get a dozen eggs I sell them and that’s where the $40,000 came from.”
... at a Date ...why do blind people hate skydiving?
(got this from its always sunny in philadelphia: season 14 ep 10)
scares the hell out of their dogs
What do you call it when you stab a Snickers at Midnight
A Snackrifice
Yo momma so stupid
When the UK were doing Clap for NHS she thought it was because the gynecologists were out of work
All these people having threesomes, twosomes, and even the occasional foursomes
All I ever have are handsomes