Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Why do French ghosts smell so bad?
Zay are, ow you say, "covered in sheet".
Internet of Things...
Fun until your fridge tells your wife youre cheating on her
A Cheerio sat at the bottom of a box of cereal,
but he longed to get to the top of the box. He had heard at the top of the box, there was a huge party, and he wanted to be a part of it.
So one day, he began climbing. He climbed over the other Cheerios, and gradually got his way up the box.
It took a lot of trying and determination, but eventually, he made it! He was so excited! And at the top of the box, there was the party, just like he had heard. He got to the dance line, and he danced.
He got to conga line, and he did the conga.
He got to the refreshment line, and ate refreshments.
And he got to the punch line, but there was no punchline.
Ancestry
My co-worker tells the best stories. He said:
I did that ancestry DNA thing and it came back that I was 20% American Indian. It makes sense because after I went to prom it rained for 2 weeks.
A girl tells a guy she is cosplaying as a heroine from a show. He has a very lame pickup line:
The guy: "I love heroin! Can I shoot you up?"
They really should sell tampons using candy bar sizing.
Regular.
King-size.
Fun-size.
Maegan Hall was sad that she needs to find a new job as she was fired from the police department
I suggested her to try being a truck driver as they pay by the load!!
Soviet joke: A worker standing in a liquor line says: “I have had enough, save my place, I am going to shoot Gorbachev.”
Two hours later he returns to claim his place in line.
His friends ask, “Did you get him?”
“No, the line there was even longer than the line here.”
Did you know?
Did you know a snail can be faster then a car for a short time?
>!You just gotta throw them before the car starts moving!<