Things better not to say - random entries

Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
It was over 90 degrees.

Yo mummas so fat
That when they cremated her she was still raw

Why did the man get in trouble for propositioning ABCDEFG.
Because it is A minor.

How do cops pronounce Uvalde?
"No, YOUvalde."

Tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork…
Think I nailed it!

Why did the doctor get angry?
Because he had no patients.

I'm so exhausted I could be data volume.

What do you call a toddler of an anti-vaxxer having a meltdown?
A midlife crisis.

What is the epitome of all bark, no bite?
a tree

i`m so bad in bed You must have experienced that!

What do you do to a dead scientist?
Ba

How many right wingers does it take to change a lightbulb?
I have no idea because every time I ask they all argue about unnecessary change