Things better not to say - random entries

Yea gas prices are going up but there’s still one thing that goes down every day
Yo mama

I wonder how short shorts feel about being called short..
I bet they feel minimized

99.9% of women in Germany are unsatisfied, but I can`t be everywhere!

For the first time in centuries, the rate of twinks around the world is falling.
Experts are calling it a "bear market".

Whats the one thing thats good for a comedian’s business but bad for a hookers?
The clap

So young, we`ll never get back together

There once was a Thebian klutz,
Who in the Styx washed all but his butt, But he missed the testi-clees, And his name was Bophedes, And that’s the story of Bophedes’ nuts

What do you call a fish with a bowtie?
Sofishticated

What do they call the currency in Kazakhstan?
The Almaty dollar

Which toothpaste is used by the rich and famous?
Decadent

A neutron flies into a bar
The bartender says, "For you no charge."

Why don’t you buy a women a watch?
Because there’s a big-ass clock on the stove