Things better not to say - random entries

How do you tell if someone is Ron DeSantis?
Hates Mickey. ​ Looks Goofy. ​ Acts like Donald.

What is red and crawling up your leg
A homesick abortion.

What did the person who killed Notorious BIG say afterwards?
No biggie.

I used to work in a circus for a few years. I was quite handy.
I was the only person who could get the tent back in the bag.

Did any of you hear about what happened when the kitchen floor in Heaven got covered in crumbs?
Jesus swept.

Do trees poop?
Of course they do. How else would we get #2 pencils?

What is something all manholes have in common?
They are full of shit.

Stuck Between A Rock And A Hard Place
If you enjoy rock based jokes(Stoner Jokes), check out the browser game we made for April Fools.

I hate this company!

Putin thought that taking Kyiv was just a matter of painting letters on tanks.
It was easier Z than done.

Yo Mama So Fat
Jeff Bezos saw her wave from Outer Space.

I Want To Go To A Haunted House
But then I remembered homeownership in the 2020s is scary!

Elon Musk has bought Twitter for 43 billion dollars..
What an idiot.. I downloaded it for free on the App Store