Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Two bank robbers attend a funeral
One robber says to another, “how are you holding up?”
Police Station: You admit having broken into the same dress shop four times. What did you steal?”
“A dress for my wife, but she made me change it three times.”
... to the Police ...We will not be safe if we defund the police,
but we sure will be a hell of a lot safer.
Why was the hotel not hiring part-time security workers?
Security reasons.
... to your Friends ...sometimes I go to a bread museum
it gets stale after going for a while
The cop asked, "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?"
The miner replied, "Mine."
If you use pronoun "they" regulary...
You are probably a Christian talking about Trinity, three distinct persons sharing one essence.
What do you call it when a physician corrects your punctuation?
A medically induced comma.
R/Science these days..
"Study shows that the tops of tall buildings are further from the ground than the tops of shorter buildings."
If Mike Tyson was Irish what would his favorite fish be?
potato salmon