Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...
... during Sex ...I gave up sex. If I`m on top, I`m afraid of heights, if I`m at the bottom, I`m claustrophobic, and if I`m on my side, I don`t see anything on TV.
During the pandemic, I was using hand sanitizer at least five times a day.
But then my dick turned so red that I had to switch back to lotion.
What do you call a music group full of feminists who like to paint themselves head to toe and and bang on pipes?
The Boo Men Group
Elon Musk has been making bad decisions since getting his hairplugs
He needs toupee
Old MacDonald had a farm....
Until the interest rates rose too much, then they found old MacDonald hanging from a tree.
Based on something that actually happened to me
A Gen Z student walks into a classroom. There isn’t much to do, so he wanders over to the whiteboard and notices that one of the whiteboard markers doesn’t have a top.
He turns to his friend to relay the news.
“Hey, this marker doesn’t work!”
“You serious?”
“No cap.”
Not many people know but Saudi Arabia offers an 1 + 1 scheme for weed lovers.
Smoke weed once and get stoned twice.
Academic Failure
He was so bad at school that he even failed in recess
What measurements are most attractive on men?
98-65-105
(98 years old with $65 million in the bank and a 105 degree fever)
I was eating this girls pussy...
I was eating this girls pussy when I tasted horse dick so I said to the girl. Oh grandma is this the way you died?