Things better not to say - random entries
What did the police captain say when no one laughed at his disrespectful joke?
Dismissed!
I fancy myself an entomologist. I have a way with words...
...when it comes to bugs.
Wife asked her husband “Are you nuts?”
The husband replied “Let’s get nuts!”
What did the circus owner tell the misbehaving performers?
Stop clown-ing around.
Tragedy at the Guinness factory
One night, a woman answers the door to see her husband’s best friend, Paddy, standing on the doorstep.
“Hello Paddy, where is my husband? He said he was going to the Guinness factory with you.”
Paddy shakes his head. “Ah, Mrs McMillen, there was a terrible accident at the factory, your husband fell into a vat of Guinness and drowned.”
Mrs McMillen starts crying. “Oh don’t tell me that, did he at least go quickly?”
Paddy shakes his head. “Not really – he got out three times to go to the toilet.”
... during Sex ...
... Jokes ...