Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems. Deez nuts!
... at a Date ...Yesterday our biology teacher told us she’d show us what cells looked like.
She whipped a cotton bud round Jemma’s cheek then whipped it on a coverslip.
This left us all confused as we didn’t expect cells to have tails.
From observation and math, scientists know the universe is expanding
Even the universe is fleeing from Chuck Norris
A boy was watching TV with his father When a sex scene came on
“well son, time for bed” the father says.
“but dad, I’m 15 now!” the son complains.
The father replies
“I don’t care how old you are son, you’re not watching me masturbate”
You either get Akira
Or live long enough to shoot Shinzo Abe in the back. RIP
A woman is walking home with her three daughters- Rose, Lily, and Cinderblock.
Rose asks her mother, “Mom, why did you name me Rose?”
To which her mother replies, “Well sweetie, when we were coming home from the hospital with you a rose fell on your head!”
Lily, curious now, asks her mother “Mom, why did you name me after a flower too?”
To which her mother replies, “Well sweetie, when we were coming home from the hospital with you a lily fell on your head!”
Cinderblock says to her mother, “hghghdnbgh!!? dnbgh!??!”
I stopped paying attention to movie reviews after critics raved about The Green Mile.
Great concept, but terrible execution.