Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...A guy walks into a bar...
...and was immediately disqualified from the limbo contest.
[Unfunny] Why did the Pirate have an eye patch?
The pirates hand got blasted off by a flintlock, which gave him a hook.
6 hours after he got the hook, a seagull pooped in his eye..
He tried to cover his eye..
But it was his first day with the hook.
A man with a costume walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender laughs at him and says “why are you wearing a silly costume?”
“No time to talk!” Shouted the man. “I don’t wanna be late to my AA meeting!”
The bartender is confused and says “wait, if you attend AA meetings, shouldn’t you not be drinking?”
And the man answers “Well, that’s what the costume is for!”
I blocked everyone on Reddit I don’t agree with
On an unrelated note, why is there so little content on this site?
... at a Date ...They say that there is a women behind every successful man!
I was horny so as usual I watched porn and jerked off, then I had the guilt so I searched how to become successful,
They said behind every successful man there is a women
Because success is measured in terms of money, and once you get enough sex the only thing remains is money.
Studies show one out of every 3 people is a murderer.
It’s not me, it’s not you… oh, what about that guy behind you?