Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers
I was thinking of making a chemistry joke
But I was unable to find a base
What do you call a criminal who laughs at everything you say?
Jimmy Felon
What’s the difference between /r jokes and Amy Schumer?
Not everything on /r jokes is a repost.
How was the suspense movie able to bend the viewer’s chairs?
Through the scene’s shear tension
... at School ...he was talking about money
It was seven days into their honeymoon and the young bride
staggered downstairs to breakfast looking knackered.
“My goodness,” said the waitress. “You don’t look so good,
but aren’t you the bride with the older husband?”
“Yes I am, he’s 75, but I’ve discovered he’s pulled a dreadful
trick on me. When he told me he had saved up for 50 years,
I thought he was talking about money.”
People who continue to eat bread even though they have digestive problems with it.
Are a gluten for punishment.
How many letters are in the alphabet?
22, because E.T. went home and somebody shot J.R.