Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...You should get a divorce
when you start thinking that going to jail after killing him it might be a good idea.
I repost each Culture Club pun at least five times for maximum internet points
I suppose you could call me a karma karma karma karma karma comedian….
A little Russian girl run up to her dad and asks him, “do you think I could ever be president of Russia?
NYET!!! Your name is not Vladimir Putin!
Joke test
(Seeing as the best joke is often found in the comments, I made up a joke without a punchline to see what happens)
A man is found in a field with a dead snake, a bear cub, and a bottle of some unidentified liquid.
When he was asked what he was doing, he replied:
... Sayings ...
... at a upscale establishment ...Yesterday I discovered my first gray bag hair. But I didn`t freak out like the other people in the elevator.
I tried to tell a joke in the British Museum once...
but the sarcophagus gave me a death stare.