Things better not to say - random entries

A guy passes a Psychiatric Hospital
As he walks by, he hears people inside chanting "33! 33! 33!" Curious, he walked over and put his ear to the wall. He still heard "33! 33! 33!" He saw a small hole in the wall and decided to look through. As he stared into the hole, a finger suddenly came out and poked him in the eye Jumping back in pain, he started running away. As he ran, he heard the people chant "34! 34! 34!"

I like my women like I like my snow
Lined up and from Colombia

What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
Post office

What do you call something that disappears when brown people become good at it?
A sport from the Common Wealth Games list of events.

Drink until your navel shines, bright as a carbuncle, so that you have a light in the darkness of your existence.

What gives SBF cold sweats at night?
The threat of having to fly commercial

What are a trans parents pronouns
Who/where

Men play games and enjoy their hobbies to let their inner child out, while the women just proceed with abortion
dark humor...

Parrot
They asked the parrot, is it difficult to go or stay? said the parrot; Is it difficult to leave or to stay?

What is the epitome of all bark, no bite?
a tree

Why did Captain Hook cross the street?
To get to the second hand store.

I like my woman how I like my coffee
Without the stop making these jokes oh my god I’m tired having to see them every week it’s not funny anymore how about you come up with something original?

Two couples were tied in a sex move competition
It was level pegging