Things better not to say - random entries
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder.
the wise masters wisdom
As a young adventurer I visited the Himalayas and I heard of a long and beautiful hike at the end of which I could meet a wise master. The journey was as rewarding as it was a challenge, and at the end I found a little old man with a long beard and a handmade cane in a cave. I waved to him, and he beckoned for me to come.
"I am the wise master." He said. "If you ask me for my wisdom, I will hit you with this stick. If you do not ask me for my wisdom, I will hit you with this stick."
I thought about this for a moment. "Well, wise Master. I hiked all this way, and either way you will hit me with the stick - so I might as well learn your wisdom."
Wise master smiled, took the stick, and gave me a hard whap on the head.
"The answer is to take the stick away, idiot." He said. "That is my wisdom, go away."
If having sex for money makes you a whore,
Does having sex for free make you a non-profit whorganisation?
What do you get when you cross a small dog with a donkey?
A Jack Russell Derrière.
Do people with wind chimes know?
…That not owning wind chimes is also an option.
Putin and Lukashenko are riding in a car when it crashes. Who survives?
The world
What does the mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue and you’re in deep shit
What do you call a lizard that can punctuate five times in a row?
A comma comma comma comma comma chameleon!
Another attack on American freedom
Orchestrated by the Coat Hanger industry.
What do a Christmas tree and an old man have in common?
The wood is dead, and the balls are just for decoration.
I don’t know why Thieves Forest has such a bad reputation
I just moved here and I’ve already had 20 people offer to help me move in
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