Things better not to say - random entries

Which ones do you like more: tits, asses or cocks?
Asking for a friend who has a petting zoo.

Pink kryptonite turns Superman gay. What does Thor use?
The Bi-frost. My 14 year old just came in and told me this one, said he made it up himself. I was impressed.

There’s a new mob in town
They’re Jewish and calling themselves the Kosher Nostril.

I tried to tell a joke in the British Museum once...
but the sarcophagus gave me a death stare.

How do you cut the sea in half?
With a seasaw.

My friend Sarah is a keen feminist who also raps pretty well
We call her Feminem

Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.

Why did the chef move to Chicago?
He wanted to live in "Cook" County

Thinking about opening a pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where your loss is our sauce.

If I ever write a on how to become a ventriloquist, I would title it:
Ventriloquism for dummies. Credit to u/Mezz7778

If anyone has no family and will be alone on thanksgiving please let me know
I really need to borrow some chairs from you.

Computers run on smoke.
If the smoke leaves them, they stop working.