Things better not to say - random entries
... during Sex ...You`ll be famous tomorrow. I`m a guest at Bärbel Schäfer`s
Theme `My lover sucks`.
... Jokes ...What do you call the sex life of a man who wears tighty whities?
Brief.
Did you guys hear about the kidnapping that happened at the downtown school??
Everything turned out fine after he was woken up
“Don’t hate veganism, hate the people who shame you for what you eat.”
Cannibals: “Noted.”
I used to build doors for a door company but they abruptly dropped my contract.
I guess all my doors kept hitting people in the ass on their way out.
... Sayings ...What did the man with the average size penis say while getting a blowjob?
You suck a mean dick
It is said regarding motivation that “the first step is always the hardest”…
As someone with plantar fasciitis, I could not agree more.
The feud between the two clothing stores down the street finally came to an end.
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It ended in a tie.
Example of Thermal expansion
Prior to spending a few hours in the sun, my girlfriend used to look like Keira Knightley. Now she looks like Ashley Fink.