Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Dog Joke
I spotted an albino Dalmatian the other day. It was the least I could do.
Why did Elon go from left to right
His left hand was tired with no ladies taking his horse offer
my mother always cut the crust off my sandwiches.
That bitch knew it was my favourite part.
They didn’t let me in the woman’s restroom
Even though I told them I identify as a pervert
the 3 rings of marriage
What are the three rings of marriage? Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering
What did the mumble rapper say when her son when he scraped his knees
Aww, Lil UZI hurt ?
A woman walks into a bar
and syas hello barman today i require some weed and meth and alcahol and cigarete and barman give everything except cigaret woman asks barmen why do i not get citadel and barwoman say woman woman you are pregmat you cant smoke and drink and and you are wild woman wo woman what are you even doing why wh what are you dpoing here get out and the wombat gets hemorrhoids
My 9-year old told this one today. What does Snoop Dogg say after performing a magic trick?
Ta da da da da
A redneck is pulled over by a policeman...
Policeman: Got any ID?
Redneck: About what?
Why go guests become dangerous as they age......?
Because the hosts become hostages.....