Things better not to say - random entries

Wickedness is a myth invented by good people
to account for the curious attraction of others.

Why was the nun kicked out of the convent?
She had a dirty habit.

You must be a light switch. Every time I see you you turn me on!

What`s your name again?

i guess the sun is boring
Because everything is way cooler than it

When do you get when you play a post-rock track backwards?
A post-rock track.

What do you call it when that sweet little kitten bites you on the finger?
Acute pain.

Whizzinator
An African American man goes to a store that sells Wizzinators (prosthetic penis with a pee pouch, used to pass a pee test) The salesperson shows him a white skinned Wizzinator and tells him, this is all we have in stock Customer: That’s never going to work! Salesperson: I’ll throw in some black shoe polish, no one will know the difference. Customer: okay, I’ll take 3, can you throw in something I can use to fasten them together?

How do you stop a Taliban tank?
Shoot the people pushing it.

79% of people don’t know opposite words for the following:
1) Always 2) Coming 3) From 4) Take 5) Me 6) Down

particle physics...
...Give me a Large Hadron

What’s the difference between Disney+ and po*n hub?
Disney + wants you to hate your stepmother.

Apparently, when you drink a pint of Beer
You shorten your lifespan by 9 minutes. So according to my calculations, i died sometime in 1644.