Things better not to say - random entries
According to Greek Mythology, Chiron was half horse, half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
I don't need "Alexa" or "Siri" or anything. I need a coffee maker that yells at me, "First put a cup under me before you bang your head, you iditor".
A weasel walks into a bar. Bartender says “Wow I’ve never served a weasel before what can I get for you?
“Pop” goes the weasel
The king was egged this morning
The Police were scrambled to arrest the perpetrator
I thought a thought, but the thought I thought I thought I thought
was not the thought I thought I thought.
What is the Jewish version of Rock out with your cock out?
Schvitz out with your bits out.
It must be brutal trying to make legitimate phone calls from the headquarters of the Hormel Foods Corporation
Your caller ID would always show up as “Potential SPAM”
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