... Jokes ...
the waitert asked me if i wanted a box for my food
i said no but ill wrestle you for em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I have a friend who only knows masturbation jokes
He says they cum in handy
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Stuck on a crossword.. “according to the saying, these should be seen but not heard” 8 letters, starts with a C.
I got it, Coldplay.
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Where Did The 10mm Find The 45?
in Cali bruh!
>!Cali-bruh, calibre, caliber.!<
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First time I ever had sex I thought:
"Mmmm, this is expensive"
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what is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
... Sayings ...
A pilsner fits between the liver and spleen.
... Jokes ...
The cows that my friend owned were killed off by a sandstorm
It was an udder disaster
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I had a blind date
And she had a date with Brad Pitt.
... Jokes ...
Remember, Chemically Speaking
Bourbon *is* a solution
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Did you hear about the murderer who kills victims in a circle shape?
He got arrested for 360 degree murder
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Why was the bunny feeling depressed?
>!Because he was having a bad hare day!!<
... at a Date ...
are you an alien Because there is no such thing as you on earth!