Hush

Things better not to say - random entries

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What do you call an illogical joke about Indian food ?
What do you call an illogical joke about Indian food A naan sequitur

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Too soon?
How did the FBI know about the rest of the classified info at Mar-A-Lago? They went to Jared.

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Did you know that when you shoot different guns the smoke smells different?
For example a pistol won’t have a strong smell since it’s tiny. An Assault rifle would smell like a lot of gun powder for how fast the bullets come out. And apparently shotguns smell like teen spirit

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Which flower is the clumsiest?
The whoopsy daisy!

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What happens if a lawyer take viagra?
His head grows

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What do you call an Lgbt dinosaur ?
A Lickalottapus

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Little Johnny doing Math
The math teacher asks Little Johnny: “If I give you 3 cats, and then another 3 cats, and then again another 3 cats, how many cats would you have?” Little Johnny responds: “ten.” Teacher: “Ok… that’s not correct, let’s do this again. But pay attention this time. If I gave you 3 cats, and another 3 cats and then another 3 cats, how many cats would you have?” Little Johnny responds again: “Well… ten.” The teacher, becoming slightly frustrated, tries a different way: “let’s try another example. If I gave you 3 oranges, then another 3 oranges, and then again another 3 oranges, how many oranges would you have? Little Johnny: “Well, 9.” Teacher, happier, responds: “That’s correct. Now if I gave you 3 cats, and another 3 cats and another 3, how many cats would you have?” Johnny: “Ten!” Teacher: “Little Johnny, how did you even calculate 10?” Little Johnny: “Because I already have a cat at home!”

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Told my daughter while learning to drive, to drive like Chewbacca.
Always be wookin

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What is the hardest part of being a vegetarian?
Eating vegetables. ...What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did the carpenter switch career fields?
He had truss issues.

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Why did the dwarf laugh while running?
The grass tickled his balls.

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It’s been tough on our family since we found out Grandpa is addicted to viagra.
Grandma has been taking it especially hard.

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Beaver 1: “Sir, the river is running at full capacity with no obstruction!”
Beaver 2: “Dammit!”