Things better not to say - random entries
... at a Date ...
... Jokes ...how many Indians does it take to fix a lightbulb?
Two. One to do the task and other to explain how lightbulbs were actually invented in ancient India.
... at Facebook ...Finally, my mom is on Facebook! Send a friend request right away.
Excuse me, could it be that we were madly in love with each other in the last life?
The farmer and the bird
2 farmers were on other sides of one fence. 1 former shot down a bird and it landed on the other farmers side. The first farmer goes up to the second and says “this is my bird, I killed it so I should get it” the second farmer says “no it landed on my property it’s legally mine” the first farmer responds “I don’t want any trouble I just need that bird” so the second farmer says “ok we’re gonna settle this TEXAS STYLE” And so the first guy asks “what’s Texas style?” And the second guy responds “it’s where I come over to your side and kick you in the nuts, then you kick me in the nuts, and we keep on doing that till someone gives up or gets knocked out” so the first guy says “ok” and the second guy comes over and kicks him in the nuts and the first guy said “ouch, so I kick you in the nuts now?” And the second guy responds “nah you can keep the bird I just wanted to kick you in the nuts”
Dear NASA, the two slices of bread in orbit are mine... sorry... *fine-tune the toaster*
... to the Police ......tear open the glove compartment and scream: Bridge to engine room - less coal, we`re going too fast!
My wife told me I should look at things from her point of view.
So I stared out of the kitchen window.
U.S. officials recently shared intel gathered of the Kremlin
They’ve warned Putin is willing to start World Special Military Operation I.