Things better not to say - random entries

How romantic, a couple profile picture.

A woman asked a boy
Woman:Where is your house? Boy: Infront of my school. Woman:Where is your school? Boy: Infront of my house. Woman:Where are they?! Boy: Infront of each other

- The XXL burger with double fries, please. - And what may I serve for the main course? - Good waiter

Please come closer, because it`s SHORTER than you think...

Why did the fajita shoot the burrito?
They were having a wrap battle.

Whats red and bad for your teeth
A brick

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD Sorry for such dark humor lol

What’s red and smells like blue paint…
Red paint!

What was Mara being when he was attacking Siddhartha under the Bodhi tree?
A Buddhapest

Why are Ukrainian women the best women to date?
No matter how many times you come over, she keeps Putin out.

I am a colour blind film fanatic.
My favourite film is Clockwork Violet.

Did you know that 2 and 4 are parents?
They had six