Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Black guy comes to a doctor with a frog growing out of his forehead
Doctor asks confussed, how the hell did this happen? And the frog says: "first, there was only a black dot"
Another Joke from the Late Great Townes Van Zandt.
I used to be addicted to airplane glue. It got so bad that I overdosed on it four or five times and had to got the hospital.
The doctor leaned over me, put a flashlight in my eyes and said, “Son, are you hooked on airplane glue?”
And I said, “Nah man, I’m stuck.”
When I die, I want my group project members to lower me into my grave.
That way they can let me down one last time.
A Jewish kid asks his dad if he can borrow $50
The dad says “$40? What do you need $30 for?”
A middle school class went on a field trip to the construction site.
Suddenly, a worker falls to his death from the roof of an unfinished building. Because of this, the school decided to hold an accident prevention class. The teacher asks:
"Children, how do you think, why did that man fall?"
"He was standing too close to the edge of the roof!" - said Lily.
"He was drunk!" - said Billy.
"Both of you are wrong," said Johnny, "he fell because he was badmouthing my mother! I heard him yell, "Hey, you son of a bitch! Stop shaking the ladder!""
I love it when girls play hard to get.
It makes the chase more thrilling
... to your Friends ...I don`t exercise to look good, to impress anyone, or for my health. What I want to say: I don`t train at all.
Great that the date worked out. I just got out of rehab last week.
If a snake and an undertaker got married, what would their towels say?
Hiss and hearse