Things better not to say - random entries
... Sayings ...If the mother-in-law comes into the house And if she slips on the doorway Does she then return immediately It`s worth a schnapps!
... Jokes ...In 1920 we took the children out of the mines
In 2020 Minecraft is a popular game.
The kids yearn for the mine.
... during a Job Interview ...I gained international experience and intercultural competence in Malle and Ibiza.
Why is it Called the Wonderbra?
Because when you take it off, you wonder where the tits went.
Why did the abbess stop the sisters in the convent from baking their own bread?
She strictly prohibited any n u n dough
Why do black peoples always complain about rights
They already have the right to remain silent
Told my wife that I was so stressed, only a blow job would help.
She said, "Where are you going to find a dick to suck at this time of night?"
According to your records, one of your hobbies is "know-it-all". No - it says Klugscheißen explicitly! Thanks, we'll get back to you.