Things better not to say - random entries

What did the Qatari man say to his American best friend?
"You know, we are alike because your infrastructure was built by slaves too!" The American best friend nodded in agreement

Little Timmy goes to chernobyl
He sees a butterfly and asks "Mr butterfly, is this chernobyl?" The butterfly replies "Yes."

What do you call two gay people hanging out?
A potential relationship that is cute and wholesome and very beautiful :) or it could also not be a relationship but just two gay friends hanging out, who am I to judge :) its 2022 :) happy late pride month guys :)

My therapist keeps telling me that I’m obsessed with vengeance…
We’ll see about that

I have stopped loving submarines
I just can’t see myself going anywhere with them.

What do you call a safe place for whiny people who complain a lot?
An O-bitch-uary

My wife and I are a same sex couple
When we have sex, it’s always the same.

Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was too tired.

What type of bees make milk?
Boobees

I am not a certified proctologist.
But i know an asshole when i see one.

What’s the difference between u/Buddy2269 and somebody with a brain?
The brain!

SpaghettiOs are just really bad alphabet soup
SpaghettiOs are just really bad alphabet soup

A man pointed a crucifix at Dracula,
A man pointed a crucifix at Dracula, so Dracula held the man on a charge of misconduct and immediately began to poach his blood.