Things better not to say - random entries
... Sayings ...
... Jokes ...In a few minutes, a hypnotist convinced me that I’m a metal with atomic number 82.
Turns out I’m ….easily lead.
... at Hospital ...Honestly... if I can find the chef or person responsible for this - as you call it - food, you`ll soon have a new patient!
Have you ever heard of the deformed man who had 12 nipples surrounding his testicles? He had to keep a metal rod in his urethra to keep it from leaking milk.
Sounds nuts, dozen tit?
What is the difference between a pop guitarist and a jazz guitarist?
A jazz guitarist plays 10,000 chords for 5 people, a pop guitarist plays 5 chords for 10,000 people.
Three words, twelve letters. Easy to say, hard to prove: "I`m Batman!"
What Gwyneth Paltrow really said was…
“I wish you were in a tree well.”
Lol I just said this
Mom:I carried you for nine months!
Me:Dad carried me longer
What do you hear when someone is doing bad stand-up comedy at a club full of dogs?
The sound of one hound clapping.
The bus driver to an old lady who asked how long the bus would last? With good care and maintenance for sure 15 years.
... to your Boss ...For the next applicants, can you please make sure that we get a pretty woman in the office?