Things better not to say - random entries
Did you hear the story about the dwarf who was caught climbing down a prison wall?
It was a little condescending.
My ex girlfriend keeps telling everyone that I have a baby penis. It`s really nobody`s business that it`s 50 centimeters long and weighs 3.5 kilograms.
Assassinating Hitler
Two Jews decided to kill Hitler. They hid themselves at a location where they had been told Hitler must go. But they waited and waited. The hours passed, and still no Hitler.
One of the would-be assassins turned to the other and said, "where could he be? I hope nothing happened to him."
A woman asked a boy
Woman:Where is your house?
Boy: Infront of my school.
Woman:Where is your school?
Boy: Infront of my house.
Woman:Where are they?!
Boy: Infront of each other
Why did the narcissist cross the road?
Because they were told it was a boundary.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion...
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
After the accident, the actor enjoyed a bit of time away from work.
His buddy had told him to break a leg, so he did.
... at a Date ...
... Jokes ...