Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Due to budget constraints …
The American space agency has been forced to find a private investor to continue its efforts. After several failed partnership offers, government functionaries announced a merger with a prominent baking company. In a press conference, one reporter asked if the new company would be forced to delay planned extra-orbital missions. The spokesperson replied…
“No, not NASA-Sara Lee”
A woman walks into a bar and orders a beer.
"Anheuser-Busch?" asks the bartender.
"Mind your own goddamn business!" snarls the woman.
In online chatting,if a girl says she is 18,she is probably 16
If she tells she is 16,she is probably 14
If she tell she is 14, He is probably 52
In order to know what a recursion is...
You must first know what a recursion is.
... to your Parents ...Here`s my certificate mom.
WATT?! Ne 6 in German? The teacher can`t be serious about that! I practiced with you imma!
What do children and ice cream have in common?
They’re sweet but they sometimes give you a headache.
... while Driving ...Whats that for a question? Of course I always read the newspaper while driving!
Why did SJWs like PAW Patrol: The Movie?
Because they got to see the police dog in emotional distress for a good chunk of the movie.
What’s the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?
Answer: The taste.