Things better not to say - random entries

Boys have the smallest garden in the world. Two small potatoes, a carrot, some parsley and a mega treat when a snail comes by.

What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
Ching Chong!

The waiter
The waiter said to me, “I’m glad you enjoyed your dinner. How did you find the steak?” I said, “Super easy. It was right next to the potatoes.”

TIL that the Credito Emiliano bank in Italy accepts wheels of Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese as collateral for loans.
Loan rates these days really do cost a parm and a reg.

I hope you can read because there`s something in my pants.

Did you know that too much sex can cause memory loss?
I read that in a medical journal on page 64, at 2:34pm on Friday 15th of August, 2021.

I would like to know how you look lying down.

What do you get when it rains cats and donkeys?
W.A.P.

How do you make a woman angry when you tell a joke?
Hold on, she’s still trying to decide if she’s offended

What do you call an angry psychiatrist?
Therapissed

Tried a glory hole for the first time last night.
Didn’t get any action. Probably shouldn’t have drilled it into my dads room.

Did you hear about the woman who shaved her legs
and wrecked em?

Do you know how to make beautiful daughters? No? ask your mother