Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...I woke up at 3.00 am to see the ghostly spectre of Gloria Gaynor, standing at the foot of my bed
At first I was afraid...
Why is Santa always so jolly?
because he knows where all the naughty girls live
I was walking out of a bar last night and I was mistaken for an Asian…..
Person said I looked Full of Pino
... at a Restaurant / Pub ...What is the difference between a chef and a gynecologist?
They look the gynecologist bad if he licks his fingers.
Peeing in the shower …
… is okay. All my frieds said so.
To make the long story short: I got banned from Home Depot.
I am not sure if my friend is lying about him scaling the top of Mount Everest.
I think…… he made it up.
Latest made up psychiatric phenomenon
Angry Unborn Daughter Syndrome Or is it Simdrone?
How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
0. They just complain about it being broken and blame it on the democrats.
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Delete?
She wanted to see the task manager
What spice do you get when you combine my grade on my last test and my race into one word?
Cajun
I really told this to a girls father
I was once dating this girl who was a college graduate .her father did not like me.he told me I should not be dating his daughter because you are beneath her I told him I am not beneath her most the time I am on top of her