Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
0. They just complain about it being broken and blame it on the democrats.
Archaeologists just found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts
Apparently it was called Pharaoh Rocher
3 Men on a boat.. .
They have 4 cigarettes but no lighter. So they throw one cigarette away, and become 1 cigarette lighter.
... at Court ...We ordered the flying monkeys to do it, they wore the same robes as you.
In the alternate ending of Good Will Hunting...
the therapist, Sean, finds out that Will went out west and tried to steal some land in California along the San Andreas line.
I’m going to post a brilliant and original joke…
As soon as I sort by Top and copy then paste.
Bugs Bunny meets a chiropractor
For the first time ever, somebody called the chiropractor "doc."
... at a upscale establishment ...I always try to be nice and polite - but most of the time my mouth doesn`t play along.
I went to Egypt to see the pyramids last week but it was quite foggy
In the end I couldn’t see the point
My momma so poor...
When she heard about "The Last Supper" she thought we were out of food stamps.
... at a Date ...I am currently writing an article for the newspaper about the most beautiful thing I have ever seen