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Things better not to say - random entries

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My friend is a smoker and decided to read about the health risks of smoking.
He went online and read about how smoking can lead to cancer, and other health risks. A few days later I meet up with him and find him overjoyed and full of energy, so I asked him what did he do to become so healthy. He tells me while lighting a cigar: "I quit reading."

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Why should oceanographers be the Ones that report the news?
They’re always on top of current events!

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How does a woman hold her liquor?
By the ears...

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I know the pilot for my flight to Charlotte had to be a woman
There’s just no way a man could find the CLT

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Honga bonga longa
2 explores were in the forest and suddenly a bunch of primitive men from a tribe with greasy hair , smelly as fuck and no clothes except for underwear stopped them from going any further “Honga bonga longa or dead ? “ The leader asked the first guy The first guy replied , “ I don’t know wtf is Honga bonga longa but I would choose that rather than getting killed “ The leader then said to the other guys , “Honga bonga longa him” So everyone obeyed the order and they fucked him by turn 3 hours later they are done with the first guy he was thankful that he’s still alive It’s now the other guy’s turn The leader asked , “Honga bonga longa or dead “ The second guy without any hesitation “ of course no I would rather be dead than getting fucked like that , no Honga bonga longa for me “ The leader than said to the other dudes “ HONGAAA BONGAAA LOOOONGA TILL DEAD”

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Mary had a little lamb...
And then the doctor fainted

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Did you hear that Selena Kyle put on 150 pounds?
She went from Catwoman to Kit-Kat woman.

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What did Pikachu say to the Squirtle wearing a Batman costume?
Pikachu

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Wickedness is a myth invented by good people
to account for the curious attraction of others.

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why did you see somebody cut a tree with a chain?
because they saw a chain

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Two tampons pass each other in the hallway
But neither says hello, because they’re both stuck up cunts.

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Did you hear the one about the Irish gay couple?
Patrick Fitzhugh and Hugh Fitzpatrick.