Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...How can you tell the difference between an influencer and a computer scientist?
By checking how the pronounce the word “bios”
Boss: Why has Mike not come to work today?
Colleague: He is in the hospital
Boss: But i saw him last night dancing with a girl.
Colleague: Yes. His wife saw him too
How does one measure radiation in the Dark Dimension?
With an H.R. Geiger counter of course!
Liam Neeson struggles with being unappreciated after saving his family several times.
His next film is going to be "Taken 4 Granted."
After going to the casino every weekend for years, I finally won big. A brand new Nissan.
I call it my Vice Versa.
Last i heard he’s still squeezing buns full of meat.. Who?
The old subway spokesman
Some American jokes
Smith went to the bank to get a mortgage. After it was done, the salesperson told him that it would be paid off in ten years. "Morning or afternoon ten years from now?" The salesperson looked up at him and asked, "Is there a difference between morning and afternoon ten years from now?" "I have to pay off my student loan in the morning."
Feel free to share the jokes you know.
... to your Boyfriend ...I can`t understand you, my phone is broken!
Then pull it out of there!
What do you call a polar bear on the South pole and another Polar Bear On The North pole?
Polar Opposites.