Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Me and my mates stayed up all night last night telling Yo Mama jokes.
She’s got a great sense of humour. Send my love.
Donald Trump’s first wife has passed away...
She wasn’t the first Czech that Donald bounced.
What’s red and white and travels in a circle at 1,000 RPMs?
A baby in a blender
The difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer
is all a matter of taste.
I told my neighbor I was too scared to grow an apple tree.
He said grow a pear.
YouTube keeps showing me videos of vice-presidents dancing.
Must be the Al Gore Rhythm…
A man loses three fingers in a horrific work accident
He asks the doctor if he’ll be able to drive with that hand..
The doctors says… Maybe, but I wouldn’t count on it..
Why do most American Vegans live in Dallas?
Because Dallas spelled backwards is Sallad.
(My 4 year old finds this absolutely hilarious) Why was the cow wearing headphones?
So he can listen to mooosic!
I thought I got a handjob from a stranger the other day
Then I realized I masturbated with a numb hand
Possible repost but... Why does a bride smile at her wedding?
Because she knows that she has given her last blowjob.