Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Why did the Texan chicken cross the road?
To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.
The Male Clerk & The Consumer
The Male Clerk: *picks up the phone*
The Consumer: Which lady am I talking to?
The Male Clerk: With the most beautiful :)
The Consumer: **Oh sh-** *drops the phone*
... Sayings ...If you want to start the day loose and fluffy, then Milch has the same idea.
How do you get your wife to go on a vacation to the Caribbean with you?
Jamaica
What does a health-conscious carnivore eat for breakfast?
Overnight goats.
If you take the first two letters of the title of all the Harry Potter movies, it spells out a secret message
# HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
What’s the difference between people who pray in church and people who pray in a casino?
They ones who pray in a casino really mean it!
Why shouldn’t you take advice from a Dalmatian?
Because it’s spotty at best.
Why is it that Miss. Piggy can’t count to 100?
Every time she gets to 69, she gets a frog stuck in her throat!
Assisted Living
Biden was walking around the lobby of his Assisted Living Facility shuffling his feet and approached one of the other male residents and said to him: Come on Man ! Do you know who I am ?
The gentleman softly replied: No, but if you go to the front reception desk, the nice lady there can tell you !!