Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...The astronaut found out I’ve been sleeping with his wife and he called me from the space station and yelled…
“I HOPE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF THIS SITUATION SAM!”
Phew, thankfully sounds like it wasn’t a big deal to him.
Today I saw a kid in a wheelchair
A bully was punching and beating on him ruthlessly but he just was not fighting back. It was sad to see but I guess some people just can’t stand up for themselves.
A blind guy and a hunchback…
A blind guy and a hunchback were drinking in a bar. The hunchback suddenly remembered he promised his wife he would be home before midnight. So he rushes home, taking a shortcut through the cementery.
While walking through this cemetery he suddenly hears: “BOO, i am a ghost, what’s on your back?” The hunchback replies: “eh… that’s a hump.” “Give it to me!”, yells the ghost. He takes away the hump and disappears.
The hunchback, now released from his hump, overwhelmed with joy, thought: “i must tell my blind friend, maybe he can be helped aswell.” So back to the bar he rushes and he tells his blind friend what happened. He tells his friend: “Maybe he can make you see again!”
The blind guy, as fast as he could, made his way to the cemetery. When he finally got there, the ghost apears. “BOO, I am a ghost, what’s on your back?” The blind guy replies: “eh… nothing”. The ghost answers: “Here, have a hump!”
Why did the baker have 13 ovens?
They liked to have rebundant systems!
... at a Date ...I was asked to describe myself in 3 words
My reply: Bad at following directions
why did SpongeBob write a song about a school shooting?
He wanted a sandy hook
Did you hear about the prostitute who rode the rails?
She took a train of thot.