Hush

Things better not to say - random entries

... Jokes ...

Why do people say that Jesus was a Jew?
Because otherwise he would just be sus

... Sayings ...

Beer is delicious, beer is great, I like being full!

... Jokes ...

I was checking out some girls while I was in London
They were way up in the Thames

... Jokes ...

Why were the cannibals so excited about going to the Margaritaville resort?
They were looking forward to dining on the ..."Buffet"

... Jokes ...

What happens when the Queen of Hearts has oral sex with the King?
He gets off with her head!

... on Valentines day ...

You know, I`ve had a busy day, come to your house, don`t get any flowers or chocolate, then I can make your dinner and last but not least clean the toilet. Now say something!

Mau?

... Jokes ...

Did you hear the joke about Bolivia´s beaches?
[Removed]

... Jokes ...

Yo Mama is so fat...
...She can fit Uranus in Her Anus.

... Jokes ...

Whats a boxers favourite part of a joke?
The punchline! (mods if this has been told before feel free to remove)

... Jokes ...

Caitlyn Jenner is going to be working on Fox News.
Now they’ll have two tuckers.

... Jokes ...

I stopped taking my kids to Mexican buffets
Because of the mole station

... Sayings ...

I think the greatest thing about a party is when you really enjoy it.

... Jokes ...

what do people who like pickles on burgers call the act of masturbation?
gherkin off