Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Why was Alan Turing fired from the department store?
He was unable to compute whether or not any given top was a halter top.
When Trump was President..
c1: good news Comrade, we snatched this one from the Whitehouse.
c2: who are you? speak up or we torture!
barber: I design his Toupees.
c1 and c2 look puzzled.
barber says slowly: HAIR CARE
c2: do you wanna come work for us?
I once met a man who made a lot of money in the shipping industry. His name was Bill...
Bill, of Lading.
What’s the difference between /r jokes and Amy Schumer?
Not everything on /r jokes is a repost.
... at a Club ...My watch tells me you`re not wearing any underwear!
But I`m wearing underwear?!
Oh... then it must be an hour ahead!
Went to the proctologist today and he was impressed!
He gave me the thumbs up
All this neopronouns stuff is cool and all...
I just can’t find a guide on how to pronouns them.
I once tried to memorize every military manoeuvre in history.
It was formation overload.
Password audit
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall
It was a little condescending
a man with a spitting issue became a dad. guess how the baby looked ?
A spitting image of dad.
A blind man is walking down the street and comes across a fish market…
He then says “good morning ladies!”