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Things better not to say - random entries

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How do you tell if someone is Ron DeSantis?
Hates Mickey. ​ Looks Goofy. ​ Acts like Donald.

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What is red and crawling up your leg
A homesick abortion.

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What did the person who killed Notorious BIG say afterwards?
No biggie.

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I used to work in a circus for a few years. I was quite handy.
I was the only person who could get the tent back in the bag.

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Did any of you hear about what happened when the kitchen floor in Heaven got covered in crumbs?
Jesus swept.

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Do trees poop?
Of course they do. How else would we get #2 pencils?

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What is something all manholes have in common?
They are full of shit.

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Stuck Between A Rock And A Hard Place
If you enjoy rock based jokes(Stoner Jokes), check out the browser game we made for April Fools.

... at a upscale establishment ...

I hate this company!

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Putin thought that taking Kyiv was just a matter of painting letters on tanks.
It was easier Z than done.

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Yo Mama So Fat
Jeff Bezos saw her wave from Outer Space.

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I Want To Go To A Haunted House
But then I remembered homeownership in the 2020s is scary!

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Elon Musk has bought Twitter for 43 billion dollars..
What an idiot.. I downloaded it for free on the App Store