Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...BREAKING: Due to inflation, Dollar Tree will be changing it’s name…
…to Tree Dollar.
I bought Michael Jackson’s limbo bar at an auction, but I don’t know what to do with it.
It’s too high to get over, too low to get under.
(You added your own yeah-yeahs, didn’t you?)
Can we all start doing that thing where instead of posting reposts, we just put the joke number?
45314 gets me every time.
What did H.P. Lovecraft say when he saw your penis ?
He was able to fully and clearly comprehend it, understand it and describe it.
... at the Toilet ...A sports ball joke
So when talking to a lesbian friend about how to be good at pool
I try to explain how posture is important.
“ I know the concept of being a straight person is whack yet you really need to follow through with the ball stick.”
Did you hear about the guy who got kidnapped by a man in a kilt?
Fortunately, after some struggling he managed to break out of his wrist restraints and got away Scot free
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller”.
Courtesy of my adult daughter onto which my ‘dad humor’ has clearly rubbed off!!
... Sayings ...A man pointed a crucifix at Dracula,
A man pointed a crucifix at Dracula, so Dracula held the man on a charge of misconduct and immediately began to poach his blood.