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Things better not to say - random entries

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You should get a divorce
when you start thinking that going to jail after killing him it might be a good idea.

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I repost each Culture Club pun at least five times for maximum internet points
I suppose you could call me a karma karma karma karma karma comedian….

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A little Russian girl run up to her dad and asks him, “do you think I could ever be president of Russia?
NYET!!! Your name is not Vladimir Putin!

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Joke test
(Seeing as the best joke is often found in the comments, I made up a joke without a punchline to see what happens) A man is found in a field with a dead snake, a bear cub, and a bottle of some unidentified liquid. When he was asked what he was doing, he replied:

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Prostate!

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Yesterday I discovered my first gray bag hair. But I didn`t freak out like the other people in the elevator.

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I tried to tell a joke in the British Museum once...
but the sarcophagus gave me a death stare.

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How do you re-use a condom?
You shake the fuck out of it

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Chuck Norris once watched paint dry.
The paint kept wetting itself.

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What did the aging 007 say to his pharmacist?
Bond. Gold Bond.

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How do a Non-Binary samurai kills people ?
They slash Them