Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...
A woman asked a boy
Woman:Where is your house?
Boy: Infront of my school.
Woman:Where is your school?
Boy: Infront of my house.
Woman:Where are they?!
Boy: Infront of each other
... at a Restaurant / Pub ...
- The XXL burger with double fries, please. - And what may I serve for the main course? - Good waiter
... Jokes ...
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD
Sorry for such dark humor lol
... Jokes ...
What was Mara being when he was attacking Siddhartha under the Bodhi tree?
A Buddhapest
... Jokes ...
Why are Ukrainian women the best women to date?
No matter how many times you come over, she keeps Putin out.
... Jokes ...
I am a colour blind film fanatic.
My favourite film is Clockwork Violet.
... Jokes ...
... at Facebook ...
... at a Restaurant / Pub ...
... during Sex ...