Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...What’s the difference between a cigarette and a hamster?
Neither is technically harmful until you put it in your mouth and light it.
Have you heard about the joke about the inner eye?
It’s aqueous humor.
Apologies in advance...
What has four letters.... Sometimes has nine.. and never has five?...
I had decided to be a different person and be productive
But the other person turned out to be unproductive too......
What did the man who invented the Knock Knock joke get?
The NO BELL PRIZE
A man sits down at the new restaurant town
Server: what would you like to order?
Man: I’ll have the impossible burger please
(A couple minutes later the server comes back with an empty plate)
Man: where’s my burger?
Server: sorry, it was impossible
Will smith used to be so full of life and fun
now he just seems *jaded*
Why does Damian Wayne hate Nightwing?
Because Bruce likes Dick over him.
... to your Boss ...The fact that no one understands you doesn`t mean you`re an artist.
The government wants to put chips inside our bodies so bad…
meanwhile, Frito-Lay and Old Dutch have been putting chips inside our bodies for a long time.
What did the T.Rex say to Jesus while he was tending his flock?
Shepard
Squirrels are just tree rats.
You thought about it and realized it’s true.