Stuff you better not say at Court 1/2
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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The truth? You can`t handle the truth...
You are a liar! How do you want to see my face when I had a mask on?!
can we hurry I have to burn some evidence at home.
"I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy" ... and now everyone sing along!
We ordered the flying monkeys to do it, they wore the same robes as you.
I don`t know why everyone is so upset here? That was MY dynamite that blew up, all that`s left is this one stick right here!
When parking backwards, I turn the music down more and more, otherwise I can`t see anything.
The truth is...(long pause)... I didn`t invent Batman and Robin.
Can I have a new lawyer, please? Mine is absolutely %§!"§$!
But I saw the same thing on TV. Okay I was pretty drunk but I`m sure they said something like "by all means try to do this at home"!
Who do you have to rape to get a glass of water?
You`re pretty sexy for a judge!
Can we hurry a little, I`ve got another job in 20 minutes, amigo!