Cop on Patrol
A cop is patrolling at night and sees a car parked in lover’s lane. He knocks on the window, when it’s rolled down he sees a guy in the front seat playing on his phone and a girl in the back seat reading a magazine. The cop says “What’s going on here?” The guy says, “nothing at all officer.” Cop says “Let’s see some ID, how old are you?”The guy hands the cop his license and says he’s 27. The cop says, “And her, how old is she?” The guy looks at his watch and says “She will be 18 in exactly 9 minutes.”
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