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Every time I browse through r/jokes, I have a sense of Deja Poo.

A feeling that I’ve seen this shit before.

What did the farmer who had recurring nightmares about ewes get diagnosed with?

A sheep disorder.

You hear about the monarch who ejaculated every time they farted?

Ol’ King Toot-n-cummin’.

Family Surnames

Q: “Dad, how did we get our last name, ‘Shoemaker’?” A: “Your great grandfather made the best shoes in town” Q: “Dad how did we get the last name ‘Smith’?” A: “Your great great great grandfather was a skilled blacksmith in his time” Q: “Dad how did we get the last name ‘Dickinson’?” A: “Bend over and I’ll tell you”

Why do American soldiers like pizza so much?

Because they both come home in a box.

How do you make a dog go "meow"?

Freeze the dog and cut the frozen dog with a circular saw.

I got in trouble on my first day at high school

So it was at lunchtime and I was talking to a boy round the corner of the gym and he got his willy out and asked if he could see mine so I got mine out and he said mine was bigger and had hair on it so he asked if he could touch it so I said yes and he did and mine got bigger and started to stick up and then a girl came round the corner and she saw and she screamed and went to tell a dinner lady and that was the end of my very brief teaching career.

Where did the father go after he found out he is not good in sex.

Missionary school

At the airport today a man fainted and slumped over onto the luggage carousel.

He slowly came around.

What comes first? Chicken or egg?

whatever you order first

I can’t stop sniffing glue

It’s a habit that just sticks

How do you get your wife to go on a vacation to the Caribbean with you?

Jamaica

What does Nintendo say to its male fan base the day after March 9th?

Have a **Super Mar 10 Bros!**

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