I got in trouble on my first day at high school

So it was at lunchtime and I was talking to a boy round the corner of the gym and he got his willy out and asked if he could see mine so I got mine out and he said mine was bigger and had hair on it so he asked if he could touch it so I said yes and he did and mine got bigger and started to stick up and then a girl came round the corner and she saw and she screamed and went to tell a dinner lady and that was the end of my very brief teaching career.

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