Stuff you better not say to your Girlfriend 2/6
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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Your lady`s beard scratches when you kiss.
You only wanted the kid because you`re too lazy to work!
I`m a sentimental messie - I just can`t throw away a memory of you.
Do you have time right now?
No, I am checking important documents
You`re just lazy in bed?!
A mattress is an important base
I have the body of a Greek goddess.
Buddha isn`t even a Greek god!
I love this time of year when you can put on baggy sweaters.
Do I have something underneath? = Who knows?!
Do I have the same thing underneath as tonight? = Possibly... :)
You ate all the chocolate in 15 seconds that I wasn't in the room?! Don't blame me for your mistakes!
Only a princess needs hours in the bathroom. A queen also looks good in sweatpants.
Nobody can stretch "Hoooooooneyyyyyys" longer than my girlfriend when she wants something.
Habit is bad for a relationship. Okay, then we'll just go to another supermarket today.
Do you write "put it really hard" or "press it really hard"? I don't want to mess up the love letter.
During childbirth, women can ALMOST feel the pain that men feel when they have a man's flu.