Stuff you better not say Sayings 12/14
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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An engineer who doesn`t drink is like an engine that doesn`t run!
Where my liver used to be, there is now a minibar!
Are you blind after throwing up? The headwind was too strong!
Better to drink until you drop than to wave until you drown!
Confucius says: "Stop quoting me and do your shit alone!"
I can`t save the world from the sofa, but at least I can`t do any harm.
The worst separation is always the one between me and my bed - every morning!
Holiday plan for this year:
My wife says where
My boss says when
My bank says how long.
100% of people think I`m lovable, good-looking and likeable. That was the result of a representative survey of my mother and grandmother.
It`s too tiring to be human.
It`s time to be a unicorn!
Which one of you poop birds pooped on my balcony?
Starwars
Bag of chips in hand, watching a bodybuilder documentary: Fitness Level 9000