Stuff you better not say Sayings 13/14
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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I actually had a lot planned for today. Now I have a lot planned for tomorrow.
Time change jokes are clock-funny every year.
My grandmother is Greek. FETIALS.
I'm Japanese afraid of bad puns.
If everyone was as careful about making decisions as my dog is about the right place to poop, the world would be peaceful!
6 hours of sleep is "enough".
At school, "fair" was mostly Poor or Insufficient, but never Good or Satisfactory.
Form a band, call it "Blinddarm" and break through!
My girlfriend`s roommate asked her if she had a tampon. My girlfriend bought some yesterday, but still doesn`t give her any. I ask her why:
"She ate the last piece of cake. She`ll bleed for that!"
How do you tell someone they have bad breath without hurting their feelings?
"I`m so bored... let`s go brush our teeth."
So?
Montages are like tampons - you know that sooner or later it will end in blood.
We found 16 delivery services near you - Like Tinder, only better.
If you want to start the day loose and fluffy, then Milch has the same idea.
I am an animal rights activist! I buy animals at the pet store and release them in the forest - I`ve already saved 15 goldfish.