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Do you know why you should not use viagra as an antidepressant?
Because it just makes everything harder and harder.
After a night of drinking, I woke up with a Mohawk.
Not the haircut...a big sweaty Indian dude.
A guy walks into bar
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "So, have you ever had anyone famous in here?" he asks the bartender. "Actually Meatloaf came here once, and I saved his life when he started choking on one of our smoked German sausages," the bartender replies. "I took the wurst right out of his mouth."
I got a joke my grandfather told it to me so dont hate if youve seen it before
So this girl is pregnant woth triplets one day shes walking home and get shot 3 time her and all her babys survive but the doctor cant do surgery to get the bulets out He says "as the kids get older the bullets will comeout on there own" About 15 years later the first daughter went to the bathroom and plop the bullet fell out She ran out of the bathroom and went " mom mom guess what" "what honey" the mother replied "the bullet came out" she said "well thats lovely" the mother replys A few weeks later the next daughter goes to the bathroom and the bullet comes out she runs out and goes "mom mom" the mom said "what honey did the bullet comeout" she said "yes" happily One day the mom is sitting on her bed and her son comes running in her room "mom mom" he says "what honey did the bullet come out" the mother ask the son frantically replies "no i was jacking off and shot the dog" Sorry if that sucks or i misspelled something