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One day while a cowboy was building a barn.....
he lost his favorite book. A week later, one of his horses came up to him holding the book in its mouth. The cowboy was stunned. He took the book from the horse and said, “It’s a miracle!” “Not exactly,” said the horse. “Your name is written inside.”
My favourite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather.
Until they took the urn from me.
A girl I like gave me her phone number
When I called she picked up and said “911 what’s your emergency?”
A friend and I were buried in an avalanche skiing. We played rock-paper-scissors to keep our sanity.
I won in a landslide.
Me and my girlfriend went on a touring holiday once and we were driving over the downs
Which will teach me to take a shortcut through a special ed school
I thought my wife was hilarious until we got divorced
Turn out she has always been very serious.
Winning an argument with the wife.
I wish I could give my wife a blood transfusion from a fainting goat. Then I could always get the last word in.
My four year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can’t say the word ‘please.’
Which I think is poor for four.