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One day while a cowboy was building a barn.....

he lost his favorite book. A week later, one of his horses came up to him holding the book in its mouth. The cowboy was stunned. He took the book from the horse and said, “It’s a miracle!” “Not exactly,” said the horse. “Your name is written inside.”

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

He puts his PJ-Amazon!

What do you call a spoiled hot dog?

A Brat.

My favourite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather.

Until they took the urn from me.

why does the helicopter shave every day

He grows apache beard

A girl I like gave me her phone number

When I called she picked up and said “911 what’s your emergency?”

A friend and I were buried in an avalanche skiing. We played rock-paper-scissors to keep our sanity.

I won in a landslide.

Me and my girlfriend went on a touring holiday once and we were driving over the downs

Which will teach me to take a shortcut through a special ed school

Why was the computer so tired when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive!

I thought my wife was hilarious until we got divorced

Turn out she has always been very serious.

Winning an argument with the wife.

I wish I could give my wife a blood transfusion from a fainting goat. Then I could always get the last word in.

My four year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can’t say the word ‘please.’

Which I think is poor for four.

light gone my house

It looks like my humour

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