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Family Guy creator Seth McFarlane was supposed to be on a plane that hit the WTC.
That would have been a disaster!!
I was dating this cop and she asked me if I had any fetishes…..
I told her I really get off on technicalities.
Broke up with my girlfriend because she guessed the NYT Wordle on the first try.
The answer was fuzzy.
My wife got her butt smacked at work.
What did she expect when she decided to work from home? (Last post deleted did not realize that gropped and gripped were a lot different)
Albert Einstein, Erwin Schroedinger, and Richard Feynman walk into a bar.
Richard Feynman says: “It seems we are inside a joke”. Albert Einstein says: “We are only inside a joke relative to the Reddit users, Dr. Feynman”. Scrhoedinger says: “If someone’s gonna look through that window I’m outta here!”
Naked man on a golf course
A foresome of ladies came across a man naked, asleep in the bushes on their course. His hat was sheild in his face. “Not my husband!” says the first lady. The second and third repeat this “not my husband” refrain. The final lady approaches the man. She “hmms” and “haws” … then says “Not my husband, but worse yet, he’s not even a member of our club”