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Why did Sherlock Holmes like to go to Mexican restaurants?
Because they always gave him good quesadillas.
Why don’t the lobsters in those tanks at restaurants and grocery stores ever greet us or ask us how we’re doing?
Because they’re shellfish.
I asked my boss, “Can I leave work early today?”
Boss: Only if you make up the time. Me: It’s 49 past 70 o clock. Boss: You’re fired.
Q. Why did the Rednecks only have 2 children?
A. Because they heard 1 in 3 babies are Chinese.
Did you hear about a guy who lost his shipment of wool when he saw a UFO?
No one believed his multiple yarns.
How many marketers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just reposition the room!
I was having sex with Vladimir Lenin and he asked me to grab his balls
Well what he really said was ‘seize the means of reproduction’
I told my boss
That I wasn’t coming into the office today because I’ve got a bad flare up of occupational rectal cataracts. She asked “What the hell is that? Does it hurt?” I said “Not really, I just can’t see my ass coming in tomorrow!”
A simp approaches a busy intersection in his car. His instincts take over and he ends up killing multiple people and injuring dozens.
Left on red
Some are saying there’s a conspiracy of collusion regarding rising egg prices
I think it’s a chicken coup
When King Charles met Chuck Norris he gave away his throne, because ...
Chuck had resurrected Queen Elizabeth in her best Freudian slip to seduce him.