The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

What do Zoologists and Chess players both get excited over?

Mating patterns

What do you call a new pair of underwear?

Unsharted Territory

How do you call a man with boobs?

A booby trap.

What do you call the urine sample you submit to the doctor for analysis?

Your Identipee.

Why do ducks have tail feathers?

To hide their bum quacks

A man with dementia walks into a bar

He spots a pretty lady, sits next to her and asks, "So, do I come here often?"

My dad worked as a clown. When he died I didn’t want to follow his work.

It left big shoes to fill.

I was in an unfortunate accident and my sperm became electrified

Came as a shock to my girlfriend

What did the lawyer say to the Dentist?

"Do you promise to take the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"

so now we know how WW 3 will be fought.

A wise man once said, "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." But now we know. WW 3 will be fought with balloons.

Where do female wines go when they need to get a checkup?

To the OV / ZYN (Old Vine Zin... Sorry...)

A "pulled pork sandwich"

Sounds like an advanced sex position for pigs.

I just found out vegan ribs are delicious.

It must be their vegetarian diet.