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Q: What does a stripper do with her asshole before heading out to her shift?
A: Drops him off at band practice.
never before has there ever been a muslim serial killer
because they are called terrorists
No one should drive like one eats watermelons.
When eating watermelons, you go on red and stop on green.
Childbirth
Two virgin high schoolers, who are dating. The woman asks the man, "Is childbirth painful?".
What does a pregnant 12-year-old girl and her fetus have in common?
. . . They’re both thinking: “Oh my God, my mom’s gonna kill me!”.
What animal walks on 3 legs and are a well liked dish while hot but also don’t make you feel hot?
A dog with a water bottle
My nerdy friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes.
We now call him Dr. Awkward.
What do you call a camel that looks the same walking forward as it does walking backward?
A palindromedary.