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What’s the difference between black people and criminals?
None, they’re both the same thing.
When asked what he did for a living, what did the glassmaker say?
About 20 blowjobs a day, and a lot of twisting
What do you get if you eat 3968 pizzas in your lifetime?
You get F.A.T., F-eighty, 0xF80 sir programmers will get it
A blond is ordering a pizza
They ask her, how many slices would you like it to be split in to, 4 or 8? She says - 4, I could not eat 8.
Getting spiritual at the bar
A guy walks into a bar and notices a framed picture of a cat hanging behind the bar. "What happened to the picture of Buddha you used to have hanging back there?" he asks the bartender. The bartender replies, "That was Zen, this is Meow."
A man wanted to marry his girlfriend
Her father however, was having none of it Her father told the man "Over my dead body I will not give you my blessing to marry my daughter!" All of the sudden the man sneezed Instinctively the father said "Bless you"
Does anyone know a good dick joke?
I do. But if I type it out on here, it would be too shlong.
Did you hear about the weapons merchant who calls himself T-Rex?
He specializes in small arms.