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Why are white gangs the scariest in prisons?
Because they had a fair trial and still ended up there.
What’s the difference between /r jokes and Amy Schumer?
Not everything on /r jokes is a repost.
Why should you put your phone in rice when it gets wet?
So that Asians get attracted to the rice and fix your phone for you This is not my own joke
Football Odds.
The odds of Aliens visiting Earth: 100,000 to 1. The odds of Manchester United winning the Premiership: Ask the Aliens when they get here.. (Works with other teams as well)
What’s the difference between Disney+ and po*n hub?
Disney + wants you to hate your stepmother.
Two friends, a bird, and an elephant are on a plane
Two friends, a bird, and an donkey, are on a plane. The bird clicks on the button to call the flight attendant. She comes and asks” how may i help sir? The crow responds, “ so i clicked for no reason.” The flight attendant goes away. 5 minutes later, the crow does it again. The flight attendant goes “ yes sir?” The crow responds” soo i did it for fun again. “ the attendant goes away. Then, the donkey decides to do the same thing and presses the button. The attendant comes, “ how may i help?” The donkey says” i did it for fun!” The flight attendant says” i have to kick u out of the plane.” The crow shouts at the donkey,” WHY DID U DO THAT U IDIOT??” the donkey replies” u did it as well” The crow shouts,” but i can fly!! U cant idiot!” A funny joke my dad once told me
I fancy myself an entomologist. I have a way with words...
...when it comes to bugs.
A local strip club was turned into a Catholic church.
The "no touching" rule ended with that.
A man visits a very very small zoo during a work trip, in fact, it only had one animal.
It was a Shiht-Zoo