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Three Wise Men walked across the desert...
They were on their way to see the newly born son of Christ, baby Jesus. They each had a gift for the child. One had Frankincense, one had gold, and the other had myrrh. The journey was long and tiresome so they stopped off in a small village on the way for some rest. They checked in to a local inn, and went to explore the village for some food and drink. While exploring, they came across a brothel. The three wise men looked at each other and shrugged. What would God know? He was most likely busy admiring his new son, they all thought. They all went in, one after the other, still carrying their gifts with them so as to not lose them. They stayed through the night, and after spending their time "relaxing" in the brothel - all satisfied by the women inside, the three wise men continued their journey to Bethlehem to deliver their gifts to Jesus. They finally arrived in Bethlehem and made their way to the manger where Mary and Jesus lay. The three wise men handed their gifts to Jesus, spoke with Mary and gave their blessings to Jesus and the family, and left. However, just as they stepped outside, the skies darkened and a loud voice was heard. It was God. "You three men have sinned - none of you are married yet each of you had sex in that brothel last night. You even held the same gifts which you gave to my son! What say you? Answer for your heinous sins at once, or be sent to Hell for eternal damnation!" he said. The three men stared at each other, eyes wide, ready to face the punishment laid out before them when one of the men stepped forward to speak to God. "My Lord, I have a good explanation for all of this... We cum bearing gifts!"
What does a hamster, a cocker spaniel, and an orangutan have in common?
They are the most recognized trio... IN THE WORLD.
Bad doctor
This doctor was horrible. Sense of hygiene was DISGUSTING. He would keep all the thermometers and pens in his same from pocket. A package arrived for him to sign for reached up for a pen to use and has only thermometers in his pocket. Doctor say "damn that bum took my pen".
The lead actress in the local theatre production of the "Diary of Anne Frank" was so awful
That in the scene where the Nazi officer enters and shouts " Where isth she ? " "In the attic" shouted half of the audience
3 surgeons were arguing on the golf course about who makes the best patients.
The first one said he loved librarians to operate on. When you open them up, every part is in alphabitical order. The second doc said no, electricians are the best! Everything inside is color coded. The third doc said he had spent most of his career working in D C. That the absolute best surgical patients were polliticians. Their heads are interchangable with theirs asses and they have no internal organs as they are completely full of shit!
Have you ever heard of the deformed man who had 12 nipples surrounding his testicles? He had to keep a metal rod in his urethra to keep it from leaking milk.
Sounds nuts, dozen tit?