The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

What did they call the arab dairy farmer who became the chief?

A milk sheikh ​ Figured I had 6 min for my cake day, and for some reason that was the joke that popped in my head

Kidneys

Why is it that when I donate a kidney, people will be thankful, but if I donate 5, they call the police?

Where do meteorologists go to drink?

At the Isobar!

People say he died and was able to rise from the dead 3 days later

Jeez sus

spanglish pun joke

"yo Soy boi el muchoi hoi"

Just read the funniest joke on reddit…

for the 1,001st time

If the mark of a great performance is always leave them wishing there was more

Then I’m great in bed

How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?

Only 1, we are significantly more intelligent than conservatives and can complete tasks much easier

What is the key to first impression?

Smell good. The first hole you penetrate is their nose.

What do you call an opera singer with a runny nose

Pavasnotti

Pokemon Go reference: What does Obstagoon and a former president have in common?

>!Obstruct!<

Why did they cancel the straight to DVD documentary "River"?

Because you can just stream it now.

I have a friend from Czechia

I guess I can say I have a Czech mate