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Why did queen die at the age of 96

Because she was tired of 69

Did you hear that 19 year-old Hans Niemann used anal beads to cheat against Magnus?

I guess there were two sore losers.

How do you go about dismantling a bureaucracy?

make sure you submit the proper forms first.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None

What’s the difference between a liquid and the matter baby?

What’s the matter baby? Nothing honey

What do you call a fiercely proud fat woman?

A philosopher of beauty.

Here’s 2 jokes: What do you call a woman with 1 arm and 1 leg?

Eileen What do you call a man with no shins? Neil

French people on Rollercoasters go..

Ouiiiii!

What Do You Call A Hypothetical Group Of Ravens?

A conspiracy theory!

What did the lab assistant say when his food was bland?

"Can I get some Mohr salt please?"

I had to break up with a girl

She would insist that all black guys were great athletes, all Chinese people were great at math, all French people were great cooks and all Italians were great lovers. She was positively racist.

I was pulling my boxers off in bed the other day

God I love those dogs

This Italian guy says something weird to me

Ight so I walk into a bar and this Italian man says the gayest sh*t he says “ That booty looking deliciouso eh” and I reply by saying “keep ur eyes on ur spaghetti and off my ass!!!”

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