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I just finished a long article about the different myths behind Jesus’ death and resurrection.
There was a lot of ….. cross referencing.
If the joint in the middle of your leg is your knee, what is the joint at the top of your leg called?
Your Hiney.
An atheist dies and goes to hell
The devil welcomes him and says:"Let me show you around a little bit." They walk through a nice park with green trees and the devil shows him a huge palace. "This is your house now, here are your keys." The man is happy and thanks the devil. The devil says:"No need to say thank you, everyone gets a nice place to live in when they come down here!" They continue walking through the nice park, flowers everywhere, and the devil shows the atheist a garage full of beautiful cars. "These are your cars now!" and hands the man all the car keys. Again, the atheist tries to thank the devil, but he only says "Everyone down here gets some cool cars! How would you drive around without having cars?". They walk on and the area gets even nicer. There are birds chirping, squirrels running around, kittens everywhere. They arrive at a fountain, where the most beautiful woman the atheist has ever seen sits on a bench. She looks at him and they instantly fall in love with each other. The man couldn´t be any happier. The devil says "Everyone gets to have their soulmate down here, we don´t want anyone to be lonely!" As they walk on, the atheist notices a high fence. He peeks to the other side and is totally shocked. There are people in pools of lava, screaming in pain, while little devils run around and stab them with their tridents. Other devils are skinning people alive, heads are spiked, and many more terrible things are happening. A stench of sulfur is in the air. Terrified, the man stumbles backwards, and asks the devil "What is going on there?" The devil just shrugs and says: "Those are the christians, I don´t know why, but they prefer it that way"
I’m in a band. I play the trombone, my two band mates play the flute and the saxophone. We’re an Earth, Wind and Fire cover band…
We call ourselves Wind, Wind and Wind.
What was the name of the secret treasure hidden by a legendary Mexican pirate?
The Juan Piece
A fellow researcher was struggling with their study of how masturbation affects blood pressure.
So I decided to lend them a helping hand which helped them finish.
How do you spot the new guy at a nude beach?
Is super easy. You can see him coming a mile away.