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A man applies for a job at the circus
“What can you do?” asks the owner “Really good bird impressions” “Sorry we’ve got someone who can already do those already” “Oh well” said the man sadly, as he flew out out of the tent.
What does it mean when you walk into an elevator sideways in Thailand?
You’re going to Bangkok.
Why do we say Amen at the end of a prayer and not Awomen?
Because we sings Hymns and not Hers.
What do you get when you meet a bunch of amicable Hungarian musicians?
A Franz Liszt
Joke from my 8 year old daughter for Halloween.
Why didn’t the ghost like to take showers? Because it would dampen his spirits.
I caught my coworker watching porn during our meeting
He said this is his home security camera
What’s the difference between piano, fish and glue?
You can tuna a pain but you can’t tuna fish
Know what happens to a TOAD when it’s struck by lightning?
It gets toad-sted. And croaks.
I introduced my friend to Jessica Fletcher
And got charged with accessory to murder.
Told my daughter while learning to drive, to drive like Chewbacca.
Always be wookin