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My dad and my bike
My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike
What do an alcoholic and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy cracking open a cold one.
Why did Obi-Wan Kenobi say usetheforceLuke?
Because he thinks the spacebar is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Why did the stuttering prisoner die I prison?
Because he couldn’t finish his sentence
I have the worst luck…
I have the worst luck, I went to buy a memory foam pillow - turned out it had Alzheimers.
What is the difference between being married man and being the youngest child at the same time?
There is no difference. You are always guilty no matter what is happening.
Why are transgender women so dumb?
Man answer: Because they cut off their dicks. Woman answer: ??? Gay answer: Because they cut off their dicks. Lesbian answer: ??? Queer answer: Sorry I don’t even know that this is. Bisexual answer: Because they cut off their dicks.