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I travelled to Russia as a journalist to observe life in remote Siberia.
I had heard that people aged rapidly in the region due to harsh working conditions, poor diets and exposure to the elements. Attending an outdoor ceremony, I looked around and saw withered and hunched townsfolk in dirty, drab clothing. Their gaits were slow and shuffling like awkward zombies as they gathered and took their seats. Several women were tending to their infants and toddlers, sporadic murmurs and coughs punctuated the thick, stale air as a disheveled man stepped up to the microphone on stage. "Welcome everyone, to the graduation ceremony of Tomsk High School.."
The patron saint of those annoying group email threads...
​ ​ St. Francis of Assisi. ​ ​ ​ p.s. Go forth and cc no more.
I needed to pick up paper, pens, and envelopes from the store, but I had no gas in my car so...
...I rode my stationery bike.
Daffynitions
Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavoured mouthwash. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you. Frisbeetarinisim (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there. Pokemon (n.), A Jamaican proctologist.
indian joke
Indian kings named so many rivers after female names because they were so thirsty