The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

What do you call a tree branches playing the violin?

Fiddlesticks

Why was Mrs. Clause sexually frustrated?

Santa came early

My job makes me feel like a dwarf toiling forever in a mine.

I owe, I owe.. so off to work I go.

I remember my first time at a glory hole, I started to put my balls through the hole and the guy next to me started laughing.

How was I supposed to know?

My friend tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of a Ford F-150.

He’s ….a pickup artist.

An original joke from my 6 year old son

What do you call it when you mix a duck and a calculator? A quackulator!

I’m having a bad day - I feel 10 feet tall.

Said the 20 foot giant.

How do you kill a black widow?

. . . . . Take away her food stamps

Lost my job down at the sperm bank...

They caught me drinking on the job.

If hobbits were a plant how would they make food?

They would frodosynthesize.

what is a pirates favorite letter?

while you may think it is RRRRRRR, it is the c that it really loves

A young man came to the library counter and said, "Give me some fries and a cola."

The receptionist at the counter was surprised and said, ”Young man, this is the library!" The young man looked apologetic and repeated in a small, quiet voice, "Give me some fries and a cola."

Have you heard about the new show about mountain goats?

Every episode ends on a cliffhanger.