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An elderly couple was sitting at the kitchen table on the morning of their50th wedding anniversary.”You know,” she said, “We were probably sitting in the kitchen across fromeach other 50 years ago.”
“Yeah,” he said, “But we were probably naked.” "So let’s get naked now,” she suggested.So they both took off all their clothes and sat across from each other. “You know,” she said smiling lovingly, “My nipples feel just as hot lookingat you today as they did 50 years ago.” He replied, “I’m sure they are – one is in your coffee and the otheris inyour oatmeal.”
A man walks into a safe store
Man: I’d like to buy a safe for work Shop keeper: sorry our safes are only suitable for homes.
Why is r/Jokes like history?
Despite knowledge of the past, it still repeats itself.
Customer: "I would like to return this product."
Employee: "Why?" Customer: "Because it took my money."
Did you hear about the Italian chef how created the popular Italian dish that actually helps you lose weight?
He was awarded the No-belly pizza prize.
I used to have a weird fetish surrounding my abilities to see, touch, hear, smell and feel
I came to my senses
Two students were working on their homework together at a table.
The window was open and the wind was picking up outside. Student 1 farted. Student 2: "Is that a part?" Student 1: "No, just a draft.