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What do you call an Australian in London?

>!A fugitive!<

Did you know Prince Aladdin had a Scottish brother that was never seen around the palace?

They called him A-Lad-Out.

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a car?

Only Juan.

It’s been tough on our family since we found out Grandpa is addicted to viagra.

Grandma has been taking it especially hard.

What do you call a pizza delivery boy from the south

Papa Johnboy

I love my children more than life itself...

And I can barely fucking stand my kids.

When one door closes another one opens.

I’ve always been a shit cabinet maker

Prince Harry can’t take responsibility for anything. He’s had such a privileged upbringing he can’t even make a decent cup of coffee.

To be fair, that one might actually be down to the press.

My other uncles’ reply to the e-mail joke from 2004(scroll down) the chemistry exam

Thank you for the scientific explanation regarding heat transfer, and potentially answering the age-old question about the existence of God.  Perhaps the utterance of "Oh my GOD" was accompanied by an exothermic event that cooled the questioning of whether or not there is a higher authority, or it was an endothermic phenomenon that caused the heated expression to be uttered.  However, neither explains the possibility of a second coming

Starica is the real attraction of Central America...

CostaRica is only there in a supporting role to keep the story moving along.

Did you hear about the journalist who ate the wrong kind of squid?

Talk about an ink-stained retch.

My great grandfather told me

The worst part of breaking up with your Japanese girlfriend.... ... - - Is you have to drop the bomb on her twice

First time I ever had sex I thought:

"Mmmm, this is expensive"

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