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Did you know Prince Aladdin had a Scottish brother that was never seen around the palace?
They called him A-Lad-Out.
It’s been tough on our family since we found out Grandpa is addicted to viagra.
Grandma has been taking it especially hard.
I love my children more than life itself...
And I can barely fucking stand my kids.
Prince Harry can’t take responsibility for anything. He’s had such a privileged upbringing he can’t even make a decent cup of coffee.
To be fair, that one might actually be down to the press.
My other uncles’ reply to the e-mail joke from 2004(scroll down) the chemistry exam
Thank you for the scientific explanation regarding heat transfer, and potentially answering the age-old question about the existence of God. Perhaps the utterance of "Oh my GOD" was accompanied by an exothermic event that cooled the questioning of whether or not there is a higher authority, or it was an endothermic phenomenon that caused the heated expression to be uttered. However, neither explains the possibility of a second coming
Starica is the real attraction of Central America...
CostaRica is only there in a supporting role to keep the story moving along.
Did you hear about the journalist who ate the wrong kind of squid?
Talk about an ink-stained retch.
My great grandfather told me
The worst part of breaking up with your Japanese girlfriend.... ... - - Is you have to drop the bomb on her twice