The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

I got my back adjusted a practitioner of ancient egyptian medicine

A Cairo-practor

What’s Yellow & lives on dead Beatles

Yoko Ono

Why are squids the funniest animals?

...because of their ten-tickles

Yo Mama is a Size Eight

Size Ate Too Much.

a man with a spitting issue became a dad. guess how the baby looked ?

A spitting image of dad.

One difference between men and women is

If a woman says “Smell This” then it usually smells good.

“You are what you eat”

Cannibal defends himself against identity theft charges

Q. What did the canary say to the coal?

A. Be mine.

Which is the favourite station of every Priest

Molestation

All groups of animals have unique names: a gaggle of geese, a pod of whales, a colony of ants… so what do you call a group of Karens?

An HOA

What did Hermione give Harry for Valentines Day?

Hogwarts

Animals in the jungle played hide and seek, and always…

the leopard was spotted!

TIL about the pack of albino lions that once prowled around a small village in the 15th century, forcing people to stay indoors for days at a time without food or water.

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