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How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Where does a nuclear physics student buy books from to learn why xenon poisoning was so critical in the Chernobyl accident?
Barns & noble gas
My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks
I called him up I said "Doc in 70 miles from my house" -Rodney Dangerfield
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?
There was de-brie everywhere
A woman at the pool told me I had a beautiful stroke
I said: "Thanks, you should see me swim!"
An unpublished manuscript of Hemingway’s last novel has been discovered. It’s about a man in his seventies trying to learn programming.
The Old Man and the C.
Whats the favorite food of an affluent hipster that moves into a low income neighborhood?
Gentrifried Chicken
Why does Germany have the biggest population in the European Union?
Because they are GerMANY.
Why did the newly wed husband postpone his honeymoon?
Because his wife asked him to delay his orgasm
I have a friend with Reverse Tourette Syndrome.
Random people just swear at them for no reason.