The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

What’s the dominatrix lemon’s favorite band?

Sublime

Christianity is a very economical religion

Christians get a 3 in 1 saving

why cant you hear a man getting r*p#d?

>!because society never talks about it.!<

My background is English, Irish, and Scottish.

Ask me again why I have so much inner conflict.

How are quarters like gay sex?

You either give head or you take the tail.

Whats the cure for male gonorrhea?

Penisillin

What do you call it when a woman farts after she pees?

Blow dry

What are the two easiest ways to kill a beetle?

Either shooting them or giving them lung cancer.

Did you know that strippers don’t have air conditioners in their homes?

Onlyfans!

Why did the reluctant man always lose money at cash registers?

Because he couldn’t accept change.

Archaeologists just found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts

Apparently it was called Pharaoh Rocher

I was wondering way service at my hospital was so slow…

Then I realized Half the people there are sick.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Hey! It’s not funny! It could happen! It could!