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I can can tell you, said he, how much water runs over the Niagara Falls to a quart
Two pints.
Karen walks into a bar and says give me 5
The bartender pours 5 shots. Karen says I meant high five. The bartender says I know, the shots are for me.
Woke up this morning and folded my bed back into a couch.
Almost broke both my arms cause it’s not that kind of bed.
Why is homeland security closely watching women’s swim meets?
Since trans women have been allowed to compete, people have been calling, telling them they saw a suspicious package.
A serial killer was caught trying to offload his victims onto the black market for free
He tried to deny it, but it was a dead giveaway
There was a guy who had an old car and wants to to sell it but no one wanted to buy it
There was a guy who had an old car and wants to to sell it but no one wanted to buy it . His friend said he have an advice that would help him sell his car, he then told him to bring the logo of the lamborghini brand and stick it on it. The guy really liked the idea and did it immediately! A week later, his friend asked him, "Have you sold your car or not yet?" He replied “are you crazy or something? Who sells a fucking lamborghini!”
Yo momma so fat...
Google Earth called her to ask if she could move a little so they can see Canada.
It only takes a second to show someone how you really feel about them...
Cops call it indecent exposure, but whatever.