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Math Teacher: Your homework looks like chicken scratch, but you have all the correct answers

Later at Home: I think she’s on to us, mathmachicken

Never literally taking cooking instructions…

After my first attempt to make a cake, the fireman told me that when it says to grease the bottom of the pan, they meant to say the inside of the pan . . .

The UN has always been a joke

But since the Russian invasion of Ukraine, white people are getting it.

What do you say when you need the bathroom and somebody is already in there?

Scootch over.

At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me

On a related note, I suck at darts

Why do pedophiles like going to the casino?

They have the opportunity to win minors

the only thing flat earthers fear...

Is sphere itself!

A man died of Viagra overdose...

His favorite movie always had been "Die Hard".

Who is the most hate supporter among the Borussia Mönchengladbach football fans?

The guy who shouts out: "give me a B!!"

A Frenchman and a Spaniard walk into a cafe

The Frenchman says “I’ll have a gateau, please” Then the Spaniard says “I’ll have the same thing” The Frenchman is satisfied, but the Spaniard gets arrested

Wordle will never be easy,

It’s only four letters. But today really was tough

Einstein spent 10 years studying gravity.

It must have weighed heavily on him.

Did you hear about the sad life of a penis?

His whole family is nuts, his nextdoor neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him………

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