The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

What did the Indian boy say to his mom when he left for school?

Bombay! Oops, i mean, Mumbai…

The Norse god of thunder walked into a brothel...

He approached one of the prostitutes and bellowed, "I am mighty Thor!" "Tho am I, buddy," she replied. "Tho am I."

What’s the difference between a puppy and a sandwich?

I don’t have sex with a sandwich before I eat it.

You might be trailer trash if...

You dance in the same strip club where your daughter works.

When I was a kid, my dad worked hard to put food on the table

He was a good waiter

what does the title champagne bottle call her father?

pop!

How much a civil engineer earns?

Enough to make lands meet.

Two pirates

Two pirates have just finished developing a machine with the ability to think and learn. The first pirate says, "This is amazing! You should come up with a name for this." The second pirate says, "AI, captain!"

An angel walked into a bar

The barman said what’s up? The angel said the sky The barman said no with you The angel said the bar The barman laughed and said why do you have a bar on you head The angel replied so I can be a barman talking to a barman in a bar

the jokes is too long to put in the title

What did the pharaohs disappointed mother say? "Tut tut... "

How long does Andrew Tate last in bed?

3 months.

If your Mercury is in retrograde, I have a perfect solution for your problem.

Stop believing in astrology.

In the 1970s my dad had this rule: "Children should be seen and not heard".

Yesterday my dad had a heart attack and I did not call for an ambulance. I just stood there in full view.