The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

What did the baby computer day to Papa?

Data.

Bad breakups are like a successful visit to the toilet.

You look back and think “What a piece of shit!”

Hello there Luke! I’m hearing an airplane!

Surely you can’t be serious, Obi Wan, we are at a spaceport. But what is an airplane, anyway?

What do you call a grizzly bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

I broke up with my girlfriend because she was a communist.

To be honest, there were a lot of red flags

Jokes about tech support really turn me off

...and then back on.

Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch cold

Hey, don’t tell anyone that I have a woodpecker…

… and I won’t tell anyone that you have splinters in your mouth.

What do you call a flying duck?

High on quack.

My wife doesn’t like it when I support female business owners.

…And she told me to stop calling OnlyFans girls that.

Did you guys see that scientists invented a pill that kills your thirst?

You just have to take the pill then have two large glasses of water.

Work is a 4 letter word.

"Work shy slacker" is too many letters for me to count.

Chuck Norris once stared into the abyss...

...and it looked away.