The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records in 2017

Then the librarian told me to take it out.

yo momma so fat

when she takes a dump in the woods it becomes an EPA superfund site

Arnold Schwarzenegger no longer kills people and now only kills bugs.

He’s an exterminator

A samurai’s wife asks him to go down on her

He responded it’s Bushydo

Russian dolls

They are so full of themselves.

Do trees poop?

Where else do you think #2 Pencils come from?

I was on a first date recently and the girl told me she really liked the national emblem of China

I thought, well that’s a red flag.

Why did Washington, D.C. get all the lawyers and New Jersey get all the toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey had the first pick.