The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

My father would take me to the zoo every week.

Said he hoped my real parents would claim me.

I went to to Straight Orgy.

It was boring, they were just fucking pussies there.

It used to be called a Jumpoline..

Untill your mom jumped on it.

I think I’ve developed a phobia of German sausages

I keep on fearing the wurst

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side

So i crashed the car and then ignored her all day for no reason.

What do you call a car suspended by spaghetti?

Carbonara

Why did the fish smell fishy?

Because it was used as a dildo

Michelin newest 3 star

Adani Group Their books are cooked well.

A book fell on my head today

I only have my shelf to blame

What do english teachers call " Ho ho ho"?

The santa clause

I was asked what my views on pornography were.

I said, "I dunno, rough math maybe 2,500?"

Muslim mathematicians have a special respect and reverence for Christian theologians…

because they took a prime number (1) and managed to divide it by 3.

What is Mike Wheeler’s favorite band?

Finger Eleven