The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

Democrats are sexier than Republicans

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Is it true that Democrats are generally considered to be more attractive than Republicans?" he asks the bartender. "Well, have you every heard of a hot piece of elephant?" the bartender responds.

Will glass coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen

What do you call a Christian who lost their faith?

Holy Ghosted.

Why did the narcissist cross the road?

Because they were told it was a boundary.

What do you call a non-gay, rolled and deep fried tortilla in South Central LA?

Straight Flauta Compton.

Breeding Material

Women showing off their used pussy and saying they are breeding material is like putting an old, rusty, beat-up car on a new car lot.

Yo mama jokes are classics

They’re kinda outdated, yet still enjoyed by many. Just like yo mama.

what was the ultimate dream of the bee ?

Be an astronaut and go on a honeymoon

What do you call a Monk with a podcast?

An Air Friar

Adolf hitler once said

Hitler- I finished a race Germans - what position did you come Hitler - I finished a “race”

Yo mamma joke

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

What do Canadians wear on their feet on a snowy day?

A boot

The erectile dysfunction society held a championship fund-raiser the other week...

...But no one made it past the semi-finals