The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

so a man walks into a bar with a monkey

i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother’s a whore.

Why is it called Virgin Mobile?

It keeps going down on me!

What’s the national dish of US?

McDonald’s, cuz Americans can’t cook food.

What do you call a hooker in a drugstore?

Puss in Boots

Why do optometrists live so long?

Because they dilate.

What do your sisters pussy and CBD weed have in common?

Tastes the same but feels wrong.

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale

Dung Beetles are one of the toughest animals in the world.

They go through so much shit.

I never knew what happiness was until I got married...

and then it was too late.

what do you call a Caucasian furry

An animal cracker

Why is it that Miss. Piggy can’t count to 100?

Every time she gets to 69, she gets a frog stuck in her throat!

What did the police officer say to the criminal hiding under the bed?

“You’re under rest”

Your penis is just like your signature

You should be very careful where you put it