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A Dane, a Swede and a Norwegian (from central Norway, called Trønder) met in a bar.
They started talking and bragging about what was so good and big in their country. The Dane: In my country we have such a large navy that if you put the ships side by side you can go all the way from Denmark to England without getting wet on your feet. The Swede: In my country we have such a large air force that if all planes are in the air you will not see the sun. The Norwegian: (who had become good and drunk after a few rounds in the bar) Well, I do not have much to say about the Norwegian defense. But I remember once I was at a party and had og out to pee. Then 10 crows came and sat on the dick. The Dane and the Swede were amazed, these were great things. And they went back a little on their boasting about their country. The Dane: Well, the ships were probably not so close so you probably got a little wet on your feet. The Swede: You can probably see the sun a little between the planes as well. The Norwegian: Yes, they did not sit that close to the crows either.
I saw the world’s largest dildo yesterday…
They modeled it on my dad’s personality.
Two dogs walk over to a parking meter. One dog says to the other...
How do you like that? Pay toilets.
My wife and I watched three films back to back last night….
Luckily I was the one facing the telly
Assisted Living
Biden was walking around the lobby of his Assisted Living Facility shuffling his feet and approached one of the other male residents and said to him: Come on Man ! Do you know who I am ? The gentleman softly replied: No, but if you go to the front reception desk, the nice lady there can tell you !!